An important detail forgotten.

Posted by thernz on Oct. 2, 2006, 8:25 p.m.

This friend said that people who didn't try to meet God were foolish so I said:

Quote:
By the great Holiness of our Lord, Jesu Chan, I hereby shall inflict enlightment on you.

FIRST, THE CHINESE INVENTED THE SHOTGUN CROSSBOW. They are the ones you showered the fire upon the wicked city we call Sodom and that other city whose name I forgot. I must add, that other way could this happen is not acceptable! God, granted the holy right of punishment upon the Chinese. The government thence created a special task force we call the GEUNG SI I-CHING.

It is by the right of the Chinese, that you the ignorant don't get ignorant. WE ARE ALL IGNORANT save for the Chinese. THEY HAD ROCKETS.

ROCKETS WITH WINGS.

Such technology was granted by GOD. God chose the Chinese to be the people. How will you follow such blasphemy. The Chinese however did not use the granted technology accordingly and was stripped of it. NOW…

I don't really know.

But, the Chinese did not know of one God! It is all God's plan. He only wishes us to be good and without His assistance. TO PROVE OURSELVES. WE CAN DO IT.

THE CHINESE HAVE. WE CAN TOO.
…I'm stupid. I forgot to include that the Ming Dynasty military had rocket lawnchas. : (

SUP

Comments

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

we know you're an idiot….

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

*and stupid*

good thing you're out of denial, though

thernz 18 years, 1 month ago

I was never in denial.

sk8m8trix 18 years, 1 month ago

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, now and forever. Amen.

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

CanadianGhost FlashFire Melee-LudaREZmoosefruitX shall punish you, Sk8m8trix

thernz 18 years, 1 month ago

Fear their unbridled wrath.

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

CanadianGhost FlashFire Melee-LudaREZmoosefruitX is one guy… o_O

thernz 18 years, 1 month ago

I'm stupid.

Cesar 18 years, 1 month ago

lmfao @ the link

thernz 18 years, 1 month ago

That was actually the main reason I posted this.