AD 2035The end is near. Get the shotguns and porn to throw at the golden evil statue for it has risen this Easter.The power of Christ has weakened after the discovery of the Giant Fish Demon a week ago. Graham Jones has taken this time to bring the Demon Castle Dracula back from the depths of Hell and claim the title, The King of Vampires, Dracula!Two evils threaten the world. Soma Cruz, the true reincarnation of Dracula, is surrounded by the chaos and must save the world by collecting the Four Crystals of Shizuka or he will die.Super Soma Adventure. Dating Simulation.The retelling of Castlevania: Aria of SorrowNo, I'm not drunk.
lol
wtf?
That's an even shorter description of the game!
wtf??????? u sure ur not drunk??
That's awesome. And yes, you are drunk.
James Blaine…