I've been struck by inspiration and maybe something fermented.
Hugo Chavez's Pet CrabPlay as the pet crab of Hugo Chavez.
-Air combos
-Pinch stuff
-Turn into a giant enemy of your enemies
You are his ultimate weapon aganist the ultimate evil that is ultimately evil. And it is not Bush. Though I guess the first stage will have the pet crab killing bushes on the White House's lawn. Killing bushes is cool. Wait, you don't kill bushes. Cutting bushes is cool. Wait, it isn't.
OK.
Can you please not make italic titles?
kthnxbainah.
Rofl at that pic
I have a better monkey, it's called a brother
I AM A MONKEY!!!!
stfu
From the whole site I'm the only one who would actually find it Funny.
XDa game where you play as a crab would be cool.