Anyone good at making up threats?

Posted by username on June 6, 2008, 10:34 p.m.

I just bought a new usb, because I can't find my old one. It's either lost somewhere amongst the junk in my room, or accidentally left plugged into a computer at school when I hurried to get to my next class. I think I left it at school. I haven't got it back yet.

For my new one I want to write a message for whoever finds it. I was thinking something along the lines of "Give it back, now. Or I shall be forced to hunt you down and kill you" or "It will emit invisible cancerous rays that will eventually kill you" but I want something more creative. Any suggestions?

Anyway.. Yesterday we went to another school to play sport and two of the teachers were really weird. One of them looked about 40, and she had emo hair and multiple ear piercings. It was like a bob on one side with a side fringe, and short on the other side and it was all dyed black. You'd think middle-aged teachers wouldn't follow some trend for angsty teenagers.

There was this other teacher who walked up and started randomly singing the theme song to pokemon, really loudly. And whenever the ball came into our court he'd yell "BALLONTHECOURTBALLONTHECOURTBALLONTHECOURT" I found it amusing.

I want to do homeschooling. My mum is tired of working full time and I feel like school fees are wasting her money. She said no because she can't teach me at a grade 12 level (even though I'm in grade 10 right now) and said that there are good teachers at my school and that I should be doing well, I just need to put more effort into my work. It's probably true, I procrastinate on assignments and rarely do my homework. Maybe I'm just sleep deprived or lazy. Anyway, if I did homeschooling I'd probably become antisocial and fat. This blog entry is getting really boring, so I will stop typing now.

Comments

firestormx 16 years, 5 months ago

You should mention that you're a narc too.