Wow! I was playing BF2 after a full day on the computer (=O) and then Rob came online, so I thought "Hmm, I'll restart the computer because I'm too fucking lazy to close BF2 the proper way so I can talk to Rob." (or something to that tune). So anyway, I turned the computer back on, and… well, nothing happened. It made whirry noises and the monitor said "No Signal - Monitor going to sleep", and I said "OH NO YOU DON'T!!!", so I slapped it and tried again… same thing, so I went next door and was bored for a while.

The next day (A.K.A. today), a computer guy came around after hours (how kind!), and he says that when the video card gets hot, such as when playing a game with the computer on for a decent amount of time, and then if it cools down; the card can jump from it's socket! So he opened up the computer, fiddled with some stuff which temporarily screwed the sound, and then turned it on again, and BINGO! - Perfect. And then he said because it was after-hours and we live on the way home for him, he wouldn't charge us, and I was like "=) LOL XD", and he said "hey, you didn't say that!" (he was right, actually).

Well, now I don't know what to say… erm. Oh! Get Microsoft Sam to say "Rawr", or "Roar" - he says "Ramore", so yeah, he's retarded, and he's certainly not "thirteen thirty-seven", as he puts it.

Depending on your version, saying "No no no no no." may result in him saying "No no no no number." And get him to say "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"; he sounds like a space-ship. And "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" is just dumb. "ROFLMAO, I R NOOB.

LOL, JOO PWNT ME, HOW UBER" - yeah, he can't say that either.

Frankly, Microsoft, you should fire him, or maybe bill gates should direct some of his vast wealth into Microsoft Sam rather than charities (seriously, how many do you need?)

Oh, and LH Michael can pronounce all of them!