Anyway, if you haven't realized this, I'm currently attending a driving school. Our teacher is quite a weird one. The reaason is that he jokes about mostly everyone except me and a russian blonde. What he belives is that most Americans, Blacks and Mexicans(just to name a few) are related in a long line with the Romans. Why? He belives Romans men are horny and does basically everyone(Woman, other men and dogs as he says). They have also been the most successful nation in the amount of successful conquests. Thus the dna is spread into Italy(Conquest), Spain(Conquest) and what not(Probably some English country too) and don't forget Egyptians.

Bottom-Line:Romans didn't conquer China or even Russia so the Roman gentics weren't passed around there.

What makes the story even strange is that he's Italian and his first name is

Luigi.

Even strange is long 100 feet way is a story named Mario's Subs.

*Kicker part* Since the Mario's Subs doesn't offer his students, me and the class, a 10% discount , he says he is going to be beat their asses up beacause of that.