Basshunter for President!

Posted by Amarin on Feb. 8, 2008, 7:57 p.m.

Yes, you didn't read this incorrectly, unless you actually DID read it incorrectly, which would be if you didn't read "Basshunter for President!"

Obelisk and I wrote this song, to the tune of Basshunter's song, "Beer in the Bar"; you can hear the original on Basshunter's MySpace page: http://myspace.com/basshunterdance

I'm still smiling like a beer in a bar…

I'm starin' in the mirror while I'm doin' my hair.

In the oval office bathroom if you wanna know where.

I grab myself some oil, and I use it for a drink.

I'm not a Republican, but I know what you might think.

I can hear someone loudly knocking on my door

And it's Nancy Pelosi, I just fired that whore.

And I don't have the time, I tell her to get a life.

I'm goin' to a crazy war on terror tonight.

From Mr. Basshunter to the White House, come on!

What if Sweden ever really meant

For me to become America's next president.

In war, my DotA skills won't get me far,

But I'm still smiling like a beer in a bar.

I know that this is a weird song,

But who can tell my government if it's right or wrong?

I wanna show how much better I can do,

That's right, Bush, yeah I'm talking 'bout you.

To all the terrorists out there!

Arriving at the White House, everyone is there.

We're gonna win the war, I can feel it in the air.

I look into the front yard, and what do I see?

All these dead terrorists' asses in front of me.

"NOT MY SET OF NUKES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

What if Sweden ever really meant

For me to become America's next president.

My DotA skills can't fight a W-A-R,

But I'm still smiling like a beer in a bar.

I know that this is a weird song,

But who can tell my government if it's right or wrong?

I wanna show how much better I can do,

That's right, Bush, yeah I'm talking 'bout you.

All right, terrorists, are you ready to die?

(Lalalalalala, to the tune of "Hail to the Chief")

Comments

Kenon 16 years, 9 months ago

Basically watch out for everyone but Ron Paul, eh?

twisterghost 16 years, 9 months ago

BassHunter is my hero.

<3

Nothing like blasting some good BH in the car before school every day. Best way to start your day.

Quietus 16 years, 9 months ago

Quote: Kenon
Basically watch out for everyone but Ron Paul, eh?
"Noes! They're gonna bomb Pearl Harbor!"

(familiar only to those who watch The Daily Show)

OBELISK 16 years, 9 months ago

^This.

[deleted user] 16 years, 9 months ago

AMERICAN POLITICS HELL YEAH!

I can honestly say I'm completely stumped by your election process.

sirxemic 16 years, 9 months ago

Send those lyrics to basshunter himself.

NAO

ludamad 16 years, 9 months ago

My dad likes Basshunter, I do not XD.

Amarin 16 years, 9 months ago

Your DAD likes Basshunter?

abacus 16 years, 9 months ago

Basshunter looks so gay, but his songs are cool. Like an American O-Zone.

Also, Ron Paul is the man, too bad he wont get the nomination.