CO_OBOL?!?!

Posted by Astryl on June 21, 2011, 3:32 p.m.

Literally, WTF?

It lives?

For the unenlightened, COBOL is one of the oldest programming languages out there, invented in 1959…

And your local friendly stock market/corporation/defense force still uses it.

So why do I care? Because I can get a job programming in it easily, since COBOL programmers are in high demand and low supply.

Here's why:

Quote:

000010* Comment COBOL style

000020 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.

000030 PROGRAM-ID. HELLO-WORLD.

000040 DATA DIVISION.

000050 WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.

000060 01 HelloText PIC X(12) VALUE 'Hello World!'.

000070 PROCEDURE DIVISION.

000080 PARAGRAPH-LABEL

000090 DISPLAY HelloText

000100 STOP RUN.

And the reason that people still use it is because they don't want to budget for the upgrade costs to C++, Java or Python. Typical business-people.

Wish me luck and feel sorry for me. I LOVE Java in comparison to COBOL :(

Comments

death 13 years, 5 months ago

wtf? lol that looks painful xD just what exactly can you do with it anyway?

Astryl 13 years, 5 months ago

Business programs. Basically.

It has some fairly useful file-record access functions, but I already have a personal library of C++ functions that can do more.

death 13 years, 5 months ago

well as old as it is, it would only make sense that something like C++ would be more efficient =P screw business programming, it's all about game devs now =D that's the fun side to programming.

Astryl 13 years, 5 months ago

'cept that I'll be earning $5922 USD for a junior position because of the fact that nobody wants to do it anymore :P

death 13 years, 5 months ago

well yeah there's the money =p but ive lived poor my whole life, i dont really care any more, id rather work my ass off doing something i love for hardly any pay, versus doing something i hate for loads of pay.

BP Scraps 13 years, 5 months ago

Looks kinda like BASIC.

Also

Alert Games 13 years, 5 months ago

I agree. It looks painful.

sirxemic 13 years, 5 months ago

Wanna get rich? Apply for a job as a COBOL programmer!

I learned this months ago.

MMOnologueguy 13 years, 5 months ago

Holy shit I am moving out of this place sooner than I thought.