CO_OBOL?!?!

Posted by Astryl on June 21, 2011, 3:32 p.m.

Literally, WTF?

It lives?

For the unenlightened, COBOL is one of the oldest programming languages out there, invented in 1959…

And your local friendly stock market/corporation/defense force still uses it.

So why do I care? Because I can get a job programming in it easily, since COBOL programmers are in high demand and low supply.

Here's why:

Quote:

000010* Comment COBOL style

000020 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.

000030 PROGRAM-ID. HELLO-WORLD.

000040 DATA DIVISION.

000050 WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.

000060 01 HelloText PIC X(12) VALUE 'Hello World!'.

000070 PROCEDURE DIVISION.

000080 PARAGRAPH-LABEL

000090 DISPLAY HelloText

000100 STOP RUN.

And the reason that people still use it is because they don't want to budget for the upgrade costs to C++, Java or Python. Typical business-people.

Wish me luck and feel sorry for me. I LOVE Java in comparison to COBOL :(

Comments

death 13 years, 10 months ago

wtf? lol that looks painful xD just what exactly can you do with it anyway?

Astryl 13 years, 10 months ago

Business programs. Basically.

It has some fairly useful file-record access functions, but I already have a personal library of C++ functions that can do more.

death 13 years, 10 months ago

well as old as it is, it would only make sense that something like C++ would be more efficient =P screw business programming, it's all about game devs now =D that's the fun side to programming.

Astryl 13 years, 10 months ago

'cept that I'll be earning $5922 USD for a junior position because of the fact that nobody wants to do it anymore :P

death 13 years, 10 months ago

well yeah there's the money =p but ive lived poor my whole life, i dont really care any more, id rather work my ass off doing something i love for hardly any pay, versus doing something i hate for loads of pay.

BP Scraps 13 years, 10 months ago

Looks kinda like BASIC.

Also

Alert Games 13 years, 10 months ago

I agree. It looks painful.

sirxemic 13 years, 10 months ago

Wanna get rich? Apply for a job as a COBOL programmer!

I learned this months ago.

MMOnologueguy 13 years, 10 months ago

Holy shit I am moving out of this place sooner than I thought.