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Posted by Astryl on Sept. 3, 2012, 3:30 a.m.

I was originally going to title this "I used to be a well coordinated human like you, but the I took a skateboard to the knee", but…

Anyway, Saturday was an amusing day. I got home from work and saw my brother and sister skateboarding on our driveway.

Here's a transcript, for the court:

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Witness testimony

– Ohshitskateboard –

I was walking down the driveway at about 2:30 PM…

I looked down and saw the skateboard that my sister had just stepped off.

So I decided to try skateboarding again, for old time's sake…

Next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground, and couldn't feel my knee.

Begin the cross-examination.

Anyway, I twisted my knee and did something funky to the cartilage (An old problem of mine) at the same time; so now I'm hobbling around with a stick, trying to keep my leg straight. Woohoo.

I'd kick something if my leg was able to…

I'd write more, but I'm too busy playing a certain game. +1 for the first person to guess what I'm playing. Evidence is in the above blog…

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eagly 12 years, 2 months ago

Hey, thanks pal!

Kenon 12 years, 2 months ago

I can't believe I missed the Phoenix Wright Love Train D:

JuurianChi 12 years, 2 months ago

There is still time. Don't lose hope..

Castypher 12 years, 2 months ago

Too bad everyone forgot about me.

I'll just be over here drinking my ~~booze~~ coffee.

Rez 12 years, 2 months ago

this fucking game

JuurianChi 12 years, 2 months ago

Ugh. I had almost forgotten about "that" guy…

JuurianChi 12 years, 2 months ago

It's actually very interesting. (If you happen to like law dramas and reading. )

Astryl 12 years, 2 months ago

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That must be one really fucking weird game.

There is a logical and reasonable explanation for everything. If this was an American game, that'd be Ancient Aliens. Since it's not American, the explanation is simple: Japan.

Visor 12 years, 2 months ago

If it were an American game and had to be about some kind of law attorny game, you'd play as Duke Nukem wherein you have to defend yourself against charges of kicking too much ass and chewing too much bubble gum.

Basically you'd just end up kicking everyone in the face.

Mega can't skateboard...

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