It's generic when...

Posted by BenRK on Oct. 5, 2006, 11:40 a.m.

Now time for the first installment of "It's Generic When…"

Today, we will be covering

MMORPGs

FPS

TDS

Pokemon Games

and Puzzle Games

It's a generic MMORPG when:

- It can't run on my computer

- It costs me money

- It costs me money when I can't run it on my computer

- It has RuneScape like graphics

- It is the "Best MMORPG EVR!!!!1!11!!!"

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic FPS when:

- It simply looks like a 3D model viewer with a gun attached to it

- It has something to do with Tom Clancy(SPELLING ERROR! I JUST KNOW IT!)

- World War II

- It was made from the FPS example on the GM site

- It has the BFG in it

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic TDS when:

- It is made with 3D functions

- It is hard to move around

- There's only one kind of gun

- There is no story line to it

- It's a Halo TDS

- It's a GTA clone

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic Pokemon Game when:

- It is trying to be sold by a n00b

- I can't run it on my computer

- Pokemon are in it

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic Puzzle Game when:

- It feels somewhat related to Tetris (ColumnsX)

- It was a remake of an older puzzle game (ColumnsX)

- It has music, but can't deside on what music to play (ColumnsX)

- It changes screen res (ColumnsX)

- It's ColumnsX

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

Thats all every one, and tune in text time for even more generic stuff! Have fun, and good bye!

Comments

KaBob799 18 years, 2 months ago

a pomemon game without pokemon is tough lol

foslock 18 years, 2 months ago

Heh, Do you have something against JakeX?

BenRK 18 years, 2 months ago

Not him, just his game.

Arcalyth 18 years, 2 months ago

Would you like to explain why, instead of pointlessly bashing a good game for stupid reasons?

melee-master 18 years, 2 months ago

"It was made by a n00b"

Hah.

BenRK 18 years, 2 months ago

I'm not bashing the game, I'm just saying its a generic Puzzle Game. This is for laughs, not for complaints.

Nighthawk 18 years, 2 months ago

LOL, it's funny. BenRK, can ANYTHING run on your computer?

BenRK 18 years, 2 months ago

Some things, but not a lot (when I get more RAM and a better video card, then things will start running again).

Onyx 18 years, 2 months ago

Quote:
It's a generic Pokemon Game when:

- It was made by a n00b

DUH! Only n00bs make Pokemon games! *goes and hides in case someone cool from 64D made a Pokemon game*

BenRK 18 years, 2 months ago

You just called Nintendo a n00b!!!

(*Chases you with a pitch fork and a torch*)