It's generic when...

Posted by BenRK on Oct. 5, 2006, 11:40 a.m.

Now time for the first installment of "It's Generic When…"

Today, we will be covering

MMORPGs

FPS

TDS

Pokemon Games

and Puzzle Games

It's a generic MMORPG when:

- It can't run on my computer

- It costs me money

- It costs me money when I can't run it on my computer

- It has RuneScape like graphics

- It is the "Best MMORPG EVR!!!!1!11!!!"

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic FPS when:

- It simply looks like a 3D model viewer with a gun attached to it

- It has something to do with Tom Clancy(SPELLING ERROR! I JUST KNOW IT!)

- World War II

- It was made from the FPS example on the GM site

- It has the BFG in it

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic TDS when:

- It is made with 3D functions

- It is hard to move around

- There's only one kind of gun

- There is no story line to it

- It's a Halo TDS

- It's a GTA clone

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic Pokemon Game when:

- It is trying to be sold by a n00b

- I can't run it on my computer

- Pokemon are in it

- It was made by a n00b

It's a generic Puzzle Game when:

- It feels somewhat related to Tetris (ColumnsX)

- It was a remake of an older puzzle game (ColumnsX)

- It has music, but can't deside on what music to play (ColumnsX)

- It changes screen res (ColumnsX)

- It's ColumnsX

- I can't run it on my computer

- It was made by a n00b

Thats all every one, and tune in text time for even more generic stuff! Have fun, and good bye!

Comments

Radnom_Games 18 years, 1 month ago

He never said ColumnsX was made by a noob, Melee

sk8m8trix 18 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
- Pokemon are in it
lol

Omega_Squid 18 years, 1 month ago

lol…no

rockyran 18 years, 1 month ago

Yes, ColumnsX is "somewhat related to" Tetris, just like all fighting games are "somewhat related to" Street Fighter. Seriously, by this logic, King of Fighters, Tekken, Soul Calubur{sp?} and any fighting game can be called a clone of Street Fighter because characters face each other, they have health bars, show off special combo moves, etc.

Then again, racing games can all be called clones of each other given they have the same perspectives (1st or 2rd Person), push a button to accelerate, have laps and must pass opponents.

You see where I'm going with this?

BenRK 18 years, 1 month ago

Yes, but read the title. "It's GENERIC when" aka, sure, all fighting games are generic, sure, all racing games are generic, all sport games are SUPER generic (nothing really new for each installment).