So Arcalyth gave me this great idea the other day by mistaking a League of Legends character for a WoW one. Everyone likes it when people talk about them, whether it's having drawings done of them or having them put into the prestigious 64Brawl. So here's a list for those who are familiar with the Warcraft universe.

As disclaimers, keep in mind that:

1) If you are not on this list, don't take it personally. I probably don't know you well enough to assign you a character. If you want yourself up here, just say so in the comments, and I'll find you a fitting character. I don't mind updating this if people have an interest in it.

2) I haven't played anything Warcraft related for about four months, so this may or may not be accurate. If you feel your character doesn't match you, feel free to let me know.

3) This is not serious. Don't be too upset if you get something silly. It's very hard to find characters for people I don't know. These characters are most likely bad representations of you anyway.

Now, let the show begin. In no particular order:

Arcalyth

Archmage Rhonin

I'm completely not doing this because Arcalyth asked me to. It was just a great match. The red hair, the purple clothing…

Rhonin leads the magical city of Dalaran, much like Arcalyth leads our fair site…sort of. He also talks A LOT when someone does something noteworthy, like putting together a magical sword or slaying a magical monster. Yes, Arcalyth has a mouth the size of a coffee table.

Kabob

Sraaz, the Pie Selling Gnome

This little guy walks around Ironforge selling cheese pies. Kabob solicits his cheese to all the children of 64Digits, hoping in return for a kiss on Valentine's Day.

Except we all know Kabob isn't a pedo.

Zarniwooop

Melon Juice

Zarniwoop is not a character, but is in fact, an item. Because of his previous alias, I granted him the wondrous representation of the low-level mana restoration drink. Everyone loves you, I'm sure, especially those mages.

Rez

Overlord Saurfang

Rez should be pleased, for one of the most badass characters has been chosen to represent him. Saurfang has a deadly Cleave attack that leaves even the most courageous players frightened.

Marbs

Felhound

We've always known Marbs as our neighborhood friendly dog. So now I bring you a demon dog, a summoned monstrosity, an annoying-as-hell disease eater. With Marbs around, everyone at 64Digits stays disease free!

Ronnica

Succubus

Is that not an accurate representation? Are there any arguments even from Ronnica herself? That's what I thought.

Cesque

Garrosh Hellscream

Leader of the Mag'har, Garrosh is a muscle-headed poop-colored orc. He hates all Alliance (which includes humans), much like the protagonist of Aeronesia hates everyone (I think).

Grand-High Gamer

Sylvanas Windrunner

GHG is the nasty hates-his-own-faction type, but is liked by many, many people. He is also the leader of the 64Digits Scourge, the massive undead race that plans to exterminate the living, and take over 64Digits forever.

DesertFox

Jaina Proudmoore

The very girly leader of Theramore, a base camp for the Alliance in Kalimdor, she is highly intelligent much like our lovable fox. She is quite contained when it comes to arguments, and acts as a mediator for such things.

Cyrus

Tyrande Whisperwind

SHE RIDES CATS LIKE CYRUS. Enough said.

Sir Xemic

Keiichi Maebara

Xemic gets the odd privilege of not being a WoW character. He is the baseball-bat-wielding slayer of teenage girls and angry uncles.

Blackhole

Nobegarden Rabbit

The oddly serious rabbit avatar translates to the tiny whelplings that lay eggs. Blackhole lays eggs.

Prometheist

Illidan Stormrage

While all of you are silly characters, MY BROTHER IS AN EXPANSION BOSS. He's an old user who hasn't been on for a while, but he plans to swing by one day because of the new activity.

Kilin

Deathwing

I AM DEATHWING BECAUSE I MADE THIS BLOG.

Juju

Grom Hellscream

Always acting on his own will, Grom is reckless but a respected leader. Not to say Juju is reckless, but he certainly takes his position well, keeping the site clean and porn-free.

Dabridge

Arthas

Arthas started out as fighting for the light, then fell to revenge and acquired a cursed blade and is now a cowardly evil king of the dead!

I don't know why this matches Dabridge. Probably because when I knew him years ago, he was a douche. <_<

And now I like him a lot more.

Vance

Hemet Nesingwary

Vance is like Hemet because he has a monocle.

…Well he THINKS he knows what he's doing and he's good at it, but everyone wants to kill him. =D

Just kidding, that would best fit someone else but you bear in mind that I've given weird representations to everyone.

Besides, I like Hemet. He's badass.

Kenon

Maiev Shadowsong

Kenon is Maiev because he's the one who told me all about her when I was trying to pick up WC3. ._.

FirestormX

Kael'Thas Sunstrider

FSX has led our fair site for a long time now, but not long ago he left on a streak of inactivity and betrayed us all. The fact that he has returned means that he wants to harness evil magics to satisfy his addiction.

Or something.

Flashback

Onyxia

While Flashback is an advisor to the elite king of 64Digits, secretly he is evil and plots to ruin this wonderful government by meddling in our political affairs.

He is also a broodmother. Fear him.

Ferret

Keeper Remulos

Since Ferret is one of our local furries, he gets to be a druid, which can shapeshift into several furries and a feathery or two. He has high power over other furries and all people who create a furry class.

Obelisk

Hogger

The king of the gnolls, the hardest raid boss to exist, and the most badass of all the enemies you'll ever fight…I give you…Hogger.

Hel

Malygos

The Aspect of arcane magic and the Blue Dragonflight, Malygos is slightly insane, and feels that lesser creatures such as humans should not be allowed to use such powerful magic that he controls. He is so strong that even pickup groups can barely take him down, and everyone trembles in fear upon seeing he's required for the weekly raid!

DSG

Al'ar

The terrible phoenix controlled by Kael'Thas himself. Fighting him discourages even the hardiest players, and only the very select few are allowed to ride him.

This spectacular boss pays homage to DSG's spectacular graphics.

RawrSpoon

Troll Roof Stalker

Stealthing on the roofs of Orgimmar is a very odd NPC. Nobody knows why he's there, but he can tend to surprise idiotic alliance players who decide to climb on the roof.

I couldn't find any other spy-like characters for Spoon.

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I'll be more serious in future representation blogs, but I haven't played this game for too long, and I couldn't accurately come up with anyone good to represent anyone, so nobody be offended.

=)

However, if you still want yourself up here, I can arrange that.