A Rat Blog

Posted by Castypher on April 16, 2012, 2:10 p.m.

Seleney might enjoy this one. And I might post pictures later but I have to go take a final soon, and this just gave me a good laugh. Besides, I'm looking for one of the rats anyway.

So my sister has two pet rats. One she had for a couple months longer, but decided to get the other to keep it company, since rats are pretty social creatures. But for those of you who didn't know, they're hella smart. I think rats and crows are the two most underestimated animals in terms of intelligence. Might have something to do with their associations with filth and garbage.

But I digress.

So these two rats live in a little glass box. And they're always trying to get out. Ingrates. I seriously think they do it because they're bored, because when they do escape, they never go far.

Suggest a different cage? Nonsense! The first one managed to undo the latch himself.

Well, we keep weights and stuff on top of their cage. That doesn't really stop them. They jump against the roof endlessly and end up knocking stuff around. Yes, we do use duct tape, too. But their persistent thrashing eventually loosens that up. Not to mention that we're not really around much, so we don't really have much of a chance to replace these things.

So last night, they both got out, and we spent hours searching for them. Both my sister and I were pretty sure they were going to die of starvation or something.

Nope.

Somehow, they got into her dresser and climbed up to the top drawer.

…Where they made a fucking base.

Starvation? I don't fucking think so!

Both of them apparently stayed together the entire time. All I can say is that the clothes were moved out of the way, and there was a mountain of food in there. That explains why their food bag was practically empty. And they had taken loose bits that they found (like food from an open snack bag in her room), and furthermore, dog food. I don't know what was going through their heads besides "Fuck these guys, we got this."

So yeah, we found them. Then I took them out this morning to give them a little stretching room, but one of them slipped through my fingers, hid under a bureau, and escaped after that.

I'll go take my final when I find that fucker.

But he'll return.

He knows where the food comes from.

Comments

Mush 12 years, 6 months ago

Your rats sound awesome. You should just let them out and document their adventures.

JuurianChi 12 years, 6 months ago

Tie cameras to their heads. Make an internet reality show.

Zhiko 12 years, 6 months ago

You should teach them to play video games.

Seleney 12 years, 6 months ago

I did quite enjoy that. And yes some animals just like to be trouble because it's fun, just like some kids. Hope they don't stress you too much though. Good luck ^_^

Iasper 12 years, 6 months ago

I once had two gerbils that escaped through their roof too, although adding weights fixed it. My three other gerbils regularly dig through their hay, sometimes digging into the plastic sides, and you can actually see it's getting thinner. Their efforts aren't pointless, they'll get out one day.

Zhiko 12 years, 6 months ago

I used to have a hamster. My sister had 4 (only 1 at a time, she just had bad luck with hamsters). One time, her hamster escaped from his cage (on the second floor) and we found him 2 days later in the basement, sitting on top of the furnace. Luckily it was summer, so the furnace wasn't on.

JuurianChi 12 years, 6 months ago

I had a fish when I was four.

now I have no fish.

Stay classy, fish.

Castypher 12 years, 6 months ago

Just so you guys know, I found the little fucker, once again in my sister's dresser.

And school is over. Time to be lazy put extreme focus on game design.

Kamira 12 years, 6 months ago

I had two pet rats a couple years ago, they were awesome. Sometimes when I was bored I'd let them roam freely (but I'd follow them) because they always came to me if they heard me opening their food bag.

duckman 12 years, 6 months ago

*Goes out and buys finds a couple rats*