lol

It may not be awesome, but it's still funny. =D

Old Catzilla was hopping around

Tokyo city like a big playground

when suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Catzilla with a bat grenade

Catzilla got pissed and began to attack

But he didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open a can of Shaq Fu

when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'neal

then they both got flatttened by the batmobile.

But before it could make it back to the batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

and he blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets

and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, Bad guys, and explosions

As far as the eye can see

and only one can survive

I wonder who it will be.

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny.

Catzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

Like Scruff Mcgruff took a bite out of crime.

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured and trying to get steady

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Catzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

and then they both got hit by a care bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, Bad guys, and explosions

As far as the eye can see

and only one can survive

I wonder who it will be.

This is the ultimate showdown

Angels Sang Out

In immaculous chorus

Down from the heavens

Decended Chuck Norris

Who deliverd a kick

that could shatter bones

Into the crotch

of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground

Writhing in pain

As Batman canged back

into Bruce Wayne

But Chuck saw through

his clever disquise

and he crushed Batman's head

in between his thighs.

Then Gandolf the Grey and Gandolf the White

and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"s Black Knight

and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meany

and childboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

RoboCop, Terminator

Captain Kirk and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman

Every single Power Ranger

Bill S Curtis and Theodore Logan

Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civillians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny!

Good guys, Bad guys, and explosions

As far as the eye can see

and only one can survive

I wonder who it will be.

This is the ultimate showdown

This is the ultimate showdown

This is the ultimate showdown

This is the ultimate showdown

This is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny.