Firestormx is a Cannibal

Posted by DesertFox on May 1, 2007, 5:15 p.m.

First off:

"RAWR and all of it's affiliates are copyright DesertFox, under no circumstances except DesertFox giving you clear permission, may you use it or it's affiliates. Punishable by Fox law."

Now with that out of the way…

<b>Firestormx is a CANNIBAL!</b> I have undeniable proof (a confession!), and here is my unbreakable chain of logic.

1) FSX is always making burgers, meaning he needs an abundant meat supply

2) Princesses are always disappearing, or being kidnapped

leading us to

3) fsx makes princess-burgers

Upon confronting FSX about his habits, I got:

Quote: Renol (FSX)
It's not my fault you eat them.

So FSX undeniably makes princess-burgers - who knows how long this has been going on?

A little about me:

"DesertFox - a fox of the desert. Also known as sheer awesomeness, he can and will p'wn you, your mother, your family, and your pet gerbil. Thats right, he knows about the pet gerbil. DesertFox is a fox of extreme cunningness, he knows everything about you, even the things that haven't happened yet. There is no escaping the DesertFox.

RAWR!"

Now, this weekend I am going to see Spiderman III - oh yays! But that means I have to walk 2 miles there and 2 miles back on my sprained foot =/ It should be worth it though. In an effort to make this blog non-short, I have made a robot. I am animating him now, you'll see the finished product next blog.

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He walks around and shoots you. I'm designing a larger version for something tough to beat.

Oh, and people who earned a cookie for suggesting a movie that I went and watched:

* Kaz for Battle Royale

* sn0wb0arder381 for Blood Diamond

* AtomicMushroom for The Island

Comments

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

*ties up Rob and Omega_Squid*

Oh Shadow Yoshi, I hear you are bored? Here's a few people that you can have some fun with. Don't worry, they won't resist… They can't…

@AM - I'd seen it before, so I knew it was good. Liked it just as much as the first time ^_^

Xxypher 17 years, 5 months ago

This one isnt in Theaters but you need to see Smokin Aces!

That movie rocked

Alx 17 years, 5 months ago

RAWRZ

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

The above poster has been given explicit and express permission for usage of the word 'rawr' and its derivatives.

Rob 17 years, 5 months ago

*unties self*

*leaves Omega_Squid for Shadow Yoshi to use as he sees fit…*

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

*laughs at Rob as he doesn't realize that he only <i>thinks</i> that he untied himself, but has really also been drugged and hypnotized*

OBELISK 17 years, 5 months ago

"ObeL IsK - an ObeL of the IsK. Also known as sheer sexiness, he can and will fux you, your mother, your family, and your pet gecko. Thats right, he knows about the pet gecko. ObeL IsK is a gecko of extreme sexiness, he knows everything about you, even the things that haven't happened yet. There is no escaping the ObeL IsK."

Nighthawk 17 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
fsx makes princess-burgers

ROFL XD

Cesque 17 years, 5 months ago

I never understood what's so bad about cannibalism. People tend to look at the wrong side of everything. It's killing people that's bad, whether you eat them afterwards is irrelevant.

JoshDreamland 17 years, 5 months ago

XD

This is like reviewing our transcripts all over again. XD

Not a gerbil, hamster. Five of them. A dog. Two cats.