Firestormx is a Cannibal

Posted by DesertFox on May 1, 2007, 5:15 p.m.

First off:

"RAWR and all of it's affiliates are copyright DesertFox, under no circumstances except DesertFox giving you clear permission, may you use it or it's affiliates. Punishable by Fox law."

Now with that out of the way…

<b>Firestormx is a CANNIBAL!</b> I have undeniable proof (a confession!), and here is my unbreakable chain of logic.

1) FSX is always making burgers, meaning he needs an abundant meat supply

2) Princesses are always disappearing, or being kidnapped

leading us to

3) fsx makes princess-burgers

Upon confronting FSX about his habits, I got:

Quote: Renol (FSX)
It's not my fault you eat them.

So FSX undeniably makes princess-burgers - who knows how long this has been going on?

A little about me:

"DesertFox - a fox of the desert. Also known as sheer awesomeness, he can and will p'wn you, your mother, your family, and your pet gerbil. Thats right, he knows about the pet gerbil. DesertFox is a fox of extreme cunningness, he knows everything about you, even the things that haven't happened yet. There is no escaping the DesertFox.

RAWR!"

Now, this weekend I am going to see Spiderman III - oh yays! But that means I have to walk 2 miles there and 2 miles back on my sprained foot =/ It should be worth it though. In an effort to make this blog non-short, I have made a robot. I am animating him now, you'll see the finished product next blog.

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He walks around and shoots you. I'm designing a larger version for something tough to beat.

Oh, and people who earned a cookie for suggesting a movie that I went and watched:

* Kaz for Battle Royale

* sn0wb0arder381 for Blood Diamond

* AtomicMushroom for The Island

Comments

E-Magination 17 years, 5 months ago

Princess burgers suck. Princes steak is much better.

shawn 17 years, 5 months ago

!Ninja - The sexeh asian!

Black Parchment 17 years, 5 months ago

A fox appearing in your backyard or neighborhood does not automatically imply that the animal is rabid. Foxes are wary of humans, but will not fear them unless given a good reason. They can and do live near humans so long as they feel safe in doing so. A popular British series, FoxWatch, documented the lives of some urban foxes as they scurried about the streets and back alleys, raising a family in the crawlspace of an abandoned building.

Sorry to hear Desert Fox

Omega_Squid 17 years, 5 months ago

*takes a cyanide pill*

frenchcon1 17 years, 5 months ago

>_> HOT FUZZ FTW

DesertFoxX 17 years, 5 months ago

how dare you say such things about me!!

Graydon 17 years, 5 months ago

There not talking about you, stupid.

Dragonos 17 years, 5 months ago

Dragonos says "RAWRGZ" Like a dragon.

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
I never understood what's so bad about cannibalism. People tend to look at the wrong side of everything. It's killing people that's bad, whether you eat them afterwards is irrelevant.
Every cannibal knows that human flesh tastes best 2-3 hours after it's been killed. That why we they are often stereotyped as killers.

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
You're a fox, bite it off. Lots of foxes do it when they get their foot caught in bear traps.

My foot isn't caught in a beartrap, its just sprained. No need to bite it off. >_>