Firestormx is a Cannibal

Posted by DesertFox on May 1, 2007, 5:15 p.m.

First off:

"RAWR and all of it's affiliates are copyright DesertFox, under no circumstances except DesertFox giving you clear permission, may you use it or it's affiliates. Punishable by Fox law."

Now with that out of the way…

<b>Firestormx is a CANNIBAL!</b> I have undeniable proof (a confession!), and here is my unbreakable chain of logic.

1) FSX is always making burgers, meaning he needs an abundant meat supply

2) Princesses are always disappearing, or being kidnapped

leading us to

3) fsx makes princess-burgers

Upon confronting FSX about his habits, I got:

Quote: Renol (FSX)
It's not my fault you eat them.

So FSX undeniably makes princess-burgers - who knows how long this has been going on?

A little about me:

"DesertFox - a fox of the desert. Also known as sheer awesomeness, he can and will p'wn you, your mother, your family, and your pet gerbil. Thats right, he knows about the pet gerbil. DesertFox is a fox of extreme cunningness, he knows everything about you, even the things that haven't happened yet. There is no escaping the DesertFox.

RAWR!"

Now, this weekend I am going to see Spiderman III - oh yays! But that means I have to walk 2 miles there and 2 miles back on my sprained foot =/ It should be worth it though. In an effort to make this blog non-short, I have made a robot. I am animating him now, you'll see the finished product next blog.

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He walks around and shoots you. I'm designing a larger version for something tough to beat.

Oh, and people who earned a cookie for suggesting a movie that I went and watched:

* Kaz for Battle Royale

* sn0wb0arder381 for Blood Diamond

* AtomicMushroom for The Island

Comments

Crane-ium 17 years, 5 months ago

I KNEW HE WAS A CANNIBAL!!! I was keeping quiet all this time…

Hmm…I wanna see Spiderman III…here is my list…

-Spiderman 3

-Simpsons Movie

-That's basically it…pretty sad list…

But hey, what can you expect? I'm not that big into the new movies…

What's Battle Royale?

firestormx 17 years, 5 months ago

Go see Hot Fuzz after Spiderman 3.

Even the serious parts will have you laughing so hard.

frenchcon1 17 years, 5 months ago

Spiderman sucks.

HOT FUZZ FTW >=D

Killpill28 17 years, 5 months ago

Watch my movies! And I have the right to say "rawr", I have and will always say it.

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

=O

You owe me royalties now!

Killpill28 17 years, 5 months ago

Now I don't!

Rawr!

KaBob799 17 years, 5 months ago

rawr!

DesertFox 17 years, 5 months ago

Killpill has been given 'rawr' privs, and Bob is just cool. So they are allowed.

=O

s 17 years, 5 months ago

RWAR

How's that,eh?

tylerthemiler 17 years, 5 months ago

Just got back from Spiderman 3. It rocked.