You all don't like money

Posted by DesertFox on June 24, 2009, 1:22 p.m.

The end is nigh, revelations is drawing near! For I'm almost done with a flash game.

And screw you all for ignoring my 'hay I need graphics' blog. Apparently nobody on 64D likes money, so you don't get any >:(

So here's how it looks now, along with some simple enemies:

Yay, much need graphics overhaul. I still need to add in a functional HUD, but I've got around 10 different awesome types of enemies, up to and including:

The annoying enemy that splits into smaller enemies when you destroy it

The slowly moving enemy that accelerates like it sat on a hot stove while wearing a rocket when you get near.

The massive snake that grows longer if you don't attack it

And more! Like the perks that I mentioned before. And stuff… I dunno what else really. Stuff. Exactly.

Recent news in my world?

Cinnamon rolls are delicious, and I made orange-glazed pound cake yesterday. It was also delicious. My family took my mother miniature golfing for her birthday, which was awesome, and then we ate at Panera's Bakery - again, more awesome. Their sandwiches are delicious. Its strange, there seems to be a massive orientation about food in my life.

Hmmmm….

I've been toying with Box2D, and am going to make a game with it. It shall be very physicy. I got tired of using my own stuff cause it's not as efficient.

Also, I have a new avatar, and you can't have it! I also did a version with a top hat and a monocle because I felt like making fun of eagly and marbs, so if you pop in on msn, you can see it. Or alternately lookie here:

Pip pip cheerio!

Comments

JDFCP 15 years, 4 months ago

You blocked me on MSN. =(

DesertFox 15 years, 4 months ago

Yes because every time I unblock you, you message me around 50 times a minute. I am then unable to get any work done, so I block you. Then, when I unblock you because you say you won't do it again, you still do it.

Not to be rude, but having you unblocked severely impedes my ability to work =/

Snakeman 15 years, 4 months ago

LOOK OUT, FOR THERE ARE FIVE SPIDERS ON THE WALL. YES, FIVE. THERE'S LIKE ONE SPIDER, BUT FOUR MORE ALONG WITH IT. HOLY BALLS THAT IS SCARY.

DesertFox 15 years, 4 months ago

OH SWEET JESUS THAT IS SCARY. THE SPIDERS ARE NOW ON THE CEILING TOO. THERE ARE NOW 3 ON THE CEILING BUT ONLY TWO ON THE WALL. I AM VERY GLAD THERE ARE NOT MORE THAN FIVE SPIDERS.

Snakeman 15 years, 4 months ago

OH GOD I THINK I SEE ONE CRAWLING OUT FROM… OH GOD LOOK OUT ONE IS CRAWLING IN FROM THE DRAIN IN THE FLOOR GOOD LORD WHERE IS MY MAGAZINE.

JoshDreamland 15 years, 4 months ago

:3

I can't figure out how to play that game. See, it took me a while to realize I was controlling the blue thing, and then I couldn't shoot anyway. So.

I could go for a cinnamon roll myself.

But there aren't any, so I lose.

DesertFox 15 years, 4 months ago

*gives J@D a cinnamon roll*

Try playing the swf outside of a browser, silly - if you dont it stretches the stage which screws up positions D:

JDFCP 15 years, 4 months ago

Better avatar: =P

Castypher 15 years, 4 months ago

Killer graphics, even for such a small game. When I have time, I'll try it out.

shawn 15 years, 4 months ago

jeremy is showing classic signs of stalker personality

rape shield ready