Evolution of Michael Jackson's Nose

Posted by DesertFox on May 24, 2006, 6:50 p.m.

And humanity in general.

Michael Jackson's nose is getting progressively smaller. If we took a flipbook, we could watch the progression of his nose, shrinking in the blink of an eye. In fact, humanity's noses in general are shrinking. Look at early humans as opposed to later humans as opposed to modern humans. Also notice that the speed of nasal size reduction is increasing. Simply put, Michael Jackson is simply following the flow of nature, albeit at a greatly increased rate.

At the current rate, Michael Jackson's note will shrink so far that it will vanish within 20 years, and at that point, we can extrapolate that it will begin to do something extraordinary. It will begin to sink into his face, creating an anti-nose. In short, an intrusion into his face.

We can use this extrapolation to further extrapolate that within a few thousand years, the rest of humanity will follow suit, due to a predisposition towards smaller noses.

Eventually this nasal-reversion will get so bad that it will start to enter the brain, eventually killing all of mankind!

We must stop this from happening by coercing governments to spout propaganda supporting large-nose people as beautiful and kind, instead of the current "big noses are ugly" view.

Of course this will cause much strife between big-nosed and little-nosed people, but the world will have been saved.

Comments

DesertFox 18 years, 4 months ago

Hastings is like Blockbuster, only with books, movies, games, and a coffee bar mixed in. Much better than Blockbuster.