Evolution of Michael Jackson's Nose

Posted by DesertFox on May 24, 2006, 6:50 p.m.

And humanity in general.

Michael Jackson's nose is getting progressively smaller. If we took a flipbook, we could watch the progression of his nose, shrinking in the blink of an eye. In fact, humanity's noses in general are shrinking. Look at early humans as opposed to later humans as opposed to modern humans. Also notice that the speed of nasal size reduction is increasing. Simply put, Michael Jackson is simply following the flow of nature, albeit at a greatly increased rate.

At the current rate, Michael Jackson's note will shrink so far that it will vanish within 20 years, and at that point, we can extrapolate that it will begin to do something extraordinary. It will begin to sink into his face, creating an anti-nose. In short, an intrusion into his face.

We can use this extrapolation to further extrapolate that within a few thousand years, the rest of humanity will follow suit, due to a predisposition towards smaller noses.

Eventually this nasal-reversion will get so bad that it will start to enter the brain, eventually killing all of mankind!

We must stop this from happening by coercing governments to spout propaganda supporting large-nose people as beautiful and kind, instead of the current "big noses are ugly" view.

Of course this will cause much strife between big-nosed and little-nosed people, but the world will have been saved.

Comments

Vance_Kimiyoshi 18 years, 7 months ago

Interesting.

Of course, the most dominant race is the nose-less race, and when normal man dies, they shall live on, dominating earth.

Rez 18 years, 7 months ago

Is it Michael Jackson week already?

Adventus 18 years, 7 months ago

Quote: REZ
Is it Michael Jackson week already?
Yea i think i started a new craze.

DesertFox 18 years, 7 months ago

Actually, I posted this on another website earlier, and saw your title, so I posted it here.

Adventus 18 years, 7 months ago

Quote: DesertFox
Actually, I posted this on another website earlier, and saw your title, so I posted it here.
Well in that case you would know my post has absolutely nothing to do with michael Jackson. Gee i cant beleive you put all that effort into making a post about MJ's nose, XD.

melee-master 18 years, 7 months ago

Haha.

Aura_of_End 18 years, 7 months ago

Well, thats funny. MJ is gay=a rhyme! I'm a poet!

DesertFox 18 years, 7 months ago

Oh you should see other stuff I have posted. Here is an example.

Torture Bears

For the evil and sadistic genius in you

I remember something about a conversation about gummy bears and one person said, "Don't you just love biting their heads off?'

Now we can take it one step further.

Introducing torture bears. These are large, 6-inch tall gummy bears made up of gummy organs, a hard candy skeleton, and cherry-flavored candy liquid for bodily fluids;all surrounded by a gummy skin.

Pry out their eyes, perform an impromptu appendectomy without anesthetic, or learn how to do gummy bear brain surgery. A must have for the kiddies at Halloween.

Comes with miniature plastic surgical/torture tools, including a scalpel, corkscrew, hooks, and a beaker of "acid" that foams and eats away at the skin when it comes in contact with it.

Or this one:

FlashFlame Bathroom Cleaner

For the technoligical geek with germaphobia

Step 1) Retreat from dirty bathroom after removing irreplaceble objects

Step 2) Hit the big red button that says "Do not touch"

Step 3) Wait and watch as the FlashFlame goes to work.

After the system has determined that no-one is inside, it seals the doors and vents and slides down the blast panels, and opens a few nozzles. They blow out a fuel/oxygen mixture. Once the fuel/air mix has reached optimal saturation* a flame flickers momentarily and ignites the air. The air bursts into flame, frying unwanted fungi and insects. The metal toilet/tub/fixtures are unharmed. Blast doors retract, and your bathroom has been sanitized.

Now your bathroom is clean, hygenic, and doesn't smell at all.

*Fuel/air mix is calculated to not have a highly explosive force, but more of a high-heat type thing (IE: not as much fuel in the air as there couled be.

Adventus 18 years, 7 months ago

Quote: DesertFox
Now your bathroom is clean, hygenic, and doesn't smell at all.
Not to mention non-existant for that outback style.

DesertFox 18 years, 7 months ago

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The metal toilet/tub/fixtures are unharmed.
And the walls are metal, too, of course.