The Largest Noob

Posted by DesertFox on July 12, 2006, 9:53 p.m.

Of them all - check it out - Here

So this guy, he wants to… oh, just read the topic.

Insane, isn't it? 1st time at Gamemaker, and what does he want to make? It's so predictable.

Wow. I'm amazed. Can I even say anything more?

And this guy too!

It's like another noob, who said he was making a game with my SwingEngine - and he needed help. So I said I needed his gm6 file to correct it - he asks me "Are you going to steal it?"

I tell him no (as if I would, yeah, Im gonna steal your code!!!!!!) so he gives it to me, and guess what! It the exact file I uploaded as the example.

I ask him where his code is, he says "I took it all out so you wouldn't steal it"

Took it all out? You just gave me a link to my own file! The error is in YOUR code not mine.

This is the second time this has happened. It's like a serial killer. Same MO. So I hate that.

MrKubus is the biggest noob ever. I choose death over tea! "My heart was pounding" thats CENSORED

Comments

kafeithekeaton 18 years, 5 months ago

MrKubus isn't a n00b; he just knows how to pull everyone's strings. >:D Trust me, it takes talent to do that.

melee-master 18 years, 5 months ago

Funny.

Quote:

It's like another noob, who said he was making a game with my SwingEngine - and he needed help. So I said I needed his gm6 file to correct it - he asks me "Are you going to steal it?"

I tell him no (as if I would, yeah, Im gonna steal your code!!!!!!) so he gives it to me, and guess what! It the exact file I uploaded as the example.

I ask him where his code is, he says "I took it all out so you wouldn't steal it"

Took it all out? You just gave me a link to my own file! The error is in YOUR code not mine.

That's hilarious. XD

Firebird 18 years, 5 months ago

AWESOME!

Yes, they are n00bs.

Xxypher 18 years, 5 months ago

I have seen bigger noobs…

like the ones who make drink tea and die clones, or GTA clones over and over again

blueBX 18 years, 5 months ago

Two noobs in the same place in the same time could make an Apocalypse. Kill the noob race.

V 18 years, 5 months ago

no kidding

shadowstrike32 18 years, 5 months ago

nice avatar vanhelsing… i need to get one like that.

You know, i have found a great way to deal with noobs. it involves a waffle iron and a printing press.

Alx 18 years, 5 months ago

Omg when I first started GM I even knew how to make animations and I knew to start off easy.

Firebird 18 years, 5 months ago

that is what I do with n00bs.

Hootiehoo 18 years, 5 months ago

^Yay Tisfat.