ultimate guide to murder

Posted by Dom on Oct. 10, 2008, 3:32 a.m.

this is my own personal guide to commiting hommicide i wrote this entirely myself and no text in this article has been copyrighted. i am not responsible for the lives you claim with this guide nor the consiquences.

now thats out of the way we can get down to the bottom line this is a step by step guide how to successfully murder someone and the best way to cover your tracks. i hope you enjoy it.

1) choosing a victim:

victim choosing is a vital part of murder. there are two things you must consider when choosing a victim.

firsty is the victim close to you or a known associate of yours if so i must urge you to not slaughter that person the main reason is that you will easily get caught.

the second thing you must consider is what type of person you want this will differ with your motive eg: if your motive is sexdual then you surely will want a sexy person but if it is a murder of hate you will want to kill the type of people you hate.

….. to be continued next week

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Comments

Rolf_Soldaat 16 years, 1 month ago

If you're going to be a psychopath, at least watch your spelling a little.

JW 16 years, 1 month ago

lol I bet you got a dictionary for making that post rolf

Juju 16 years, 1 month ago

Stop, stop, you're killing me with your poor grammar.

TDOT 16 years, 1 month ago

I knew this was coming. Since Meaghan made a blog now Dom has to. It's a never-ending circle.

Rez 16 years, 1 month ago

This fails hard. If I wanted to be sexdual, I'd obviously kill a sexdious person.

See, I can make up words too.

PY 16 years, 1 month ago

oh my lord

The Avatrol 16 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
if your motive is sexdual then you surely will want a sexy person

Oh lawd.

DesertFox 16 years, 1 month ago

I read the title as "Ultimate guide to mordor"

That sounds more interesting than murder.

frenchcon1 16 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
Stop, stop, you're killing me with your poor grammar.

BADUM TISH

Grand-High Gamer 16 years, 1 month ago

hommicide

sexdual

??????