ultimate guide to murder

Posted by Dom on Oct. 10, 2008, 3:32 a.m.

this is my own personal guide to commiting hommicide i wrote this entirely myself and no text in this article has been copyrighted. i am not responsible for the lives you claim with this guide nor the consiquences.

now thats out of the way we can get down to the bottom line this is a step by step guide how to successfully murder someone and the best way to cover your tracks. i hope you enjoy it.

1) choosing a victim:

victim choosing is a vital part of murder. there are two things you must consider when choosing a victim.

firsty is the victim close to you or a known associate of yours if so i must urge you to not slaughter that person the main reason is that you will easily get caught.

the second thing you must consider is what type of person you want this will differ with your motive eg: if your motive is sexdual then you surely will want a sexy person but if it is a murder of hate you will want to kill the type of people you hate.

….. to be continued next week

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Comments

username 16 years, 1 month ago

Lolwut?

flashback 16 years, 1 month ago

WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE?

RC 16 years, 1 month ago

Arg darg darg.

mrmediocrity 16 years, 1 month ago

Hey guys what's going on in here?

SixWinged 16 years, 1 month ago

LOL I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE BANNED

F1ak3r 16 years, 1 month ago

I certainly hope you have the experience necessary to write such a guide.

[deleted user] 16 years, 1 month ago

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Maeghan Anne 16 years, 1 month ago

Actually my name is spelt like this: 'Maeghan'

:)

Nice Dom nice….

At the end of all this are you going to tell them about your BIG ASS plan to kill…you know who ;)

hehe.

Love you

HEAPS.

P.S

blehhh blehh yous are gay about the grammer thing…Gee it will NEVERRRR stop.

>,<

Cesar 16 years, 1 month ago

Why's this still on the front page?

RC 16 years, 1 month ago

For laffs.