I'm leaving Earth. Hopefully they have internet on Mars.

Posted by Episonage on Jan. 25, 2007, 1:46 p.m.

I just had one of those great ideas, a plan for a device that will (would) be an almighty tool in school&exam cheating. The idea is to use UV lamp and a pen that writes with invisible ink, made of raw potatoes that contain farinaceous. The UV light itself is invisible, and even when the lamp (shaped like the pen) is pointed towards the ink, it's invisible. What's the key? A filter. A thin, plastic filter (that is usually white, like on neon bulbs, but I read it can be transparent) that can be "glued" to glasses. This would allow you to see the ink, without anyone knowing. The only way to reveal the ink (when it dries) is to expose it to 250 degrees (Celsius), but I doubt that teacher would roast your table.

Then my little sister told me "you can buy one of those in China town"… Man, was I pissed off! Why is it, that anything I come up with is already invented by China, Tesla, Darwin, NASA, or Sony ???

That's why I decided to move to Mars. Hopefully they have internet there… If I find any life forms, I can spread my inventions, without worrying about copyright, cause thise lifeforms are probably single-cell organisams.

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Okay, I'm on mars now. I seem to have a good connection here, so it's all good. In case you wondered how do Mars citizens look, I made a pic, with my special space camera.

http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marsovac9jv.png

Comments

tylerthemiler 17 years, 10 months ago

Just don't interbreed.

DesertFox 17 years, 10 months ago

Going to mars? Somewhere in this half-an-hour long waste of life is a great reason to go to mars: Demented Cartoon Movie

"Lets go to Mars!"

Cesque 17 years, 10 months ago

Quote:
Damn straight! It is so hard to come up with a tottally new,not similir to anything- type of game!

And thank God for that. Otherwise everyone would just keep coming up with the wheel and claiming to be original.

Episonage 17 years, 10 months ago

Well, okay, I wasn't talking about games, I was talking about cheating in school and neon lights, and moving to Mars. But okay…

Episonage 17 years, 10 months ago

@DesertFox, why did I just watch this demented cartoon?

frenchcon1 17 years, 9 months ago

welcome to mars. Dont feed SpAcE-MuTaNt

Episonage 17 years, 9 months ago

Don't worry, I won't.

Dom 17 years, 9 months ago

that made me laugh