If you didn't know, I rap battle. Sometimes offline, sometimes online. I'm the master of this shit yo. I like to keep my raps PG rated with good grammar though, others don't quite do so.

From: Me

Female dog,

I am not going to take this poop.

From you.

I'll pop a cap in your butt,

If you ever mess with me again,

No black person ever got away with it,

Messing with me and my prostitutes.

Me and my female dogs,

Are going to break and enter into your house,

And cap you and all your ugly female dogs,

Female dog,

I'm going to shoot you in the forehead,

Female dog,

If you don't stop trying to outrap me,

Female dog,

For I am the gosh dang best rapper there's ever been,

I am Tarvish Icknam Trekdud,

And I don't take poop from nobody.

Not you,

Nor your female dogs,

Nor their prostitutes,

Nor their pimps,

Nor their black people,

Nor their female dogs,

Nor their obese mothers.

That they've capped.

Don't mess with me,

I'm Halibutski,

And I've finally learned to rhyme,

After all this time,

Potato chips.

Black person.

From: [The one who guesses who wrote this gets a cookie]

Yo nigra

It's all cool n' yo

But gotta tell yo something

Dat ya need to know

Ya I've been to russia

And I gotta say

I'm gonna rap yo out dare

Any day

Now listen here

In da freezin' cold

Cause mah rappin shit

Never gonan get old

I the mo fly

Never die

Tankin' bullets

Like 50 cent on da rise yo!

Now ya need to hear

What I'm sayin' now

Cause the covernments lookin'

And it aint for mao

yeah I've been to cuba

And I've seen sum china

Got sum communits

Flowin' thru mah veins

And now you gotta hear

It ain't no scare

Of sumthin' redder den red

That's happenin' here

Ya ya gots to know

Castro was my papa

We be tighter den vito

Like in da god fatha'

Yeah we startd a revolution

Our war for blood

Purifyin' da streets

Like Hitler never could

And I'll tell you what

It went real well

Untill super man showed up

Starting calling us swell

And ya really gotta know

We don't take dat kinda crap

So we put a trigger

Unto dat nigga

Bullet bounced off

Like kryptonite

Hit may papa Castro

That wasn't alright

So i took my m60

For a trip in the hood

Like Seung-Hui Cho

I showed dem I could!

Now da stori is ova

Hope ya had some fun

Night night nigra

time to oil mah gun!

FEMALE DOG IT'S EASY!