Infinite dumbassness, squared.

Posted by Firebird on Nov. 2, 2006, 5:24 a.m.

Here are the three dumbest things I've heard in my life. And they were all compressed into one science lesson of infinite dumbassness.

"How do people swim with their eyes open?"

"How does chlorine kill you?

It's not the chlorine, it's the water."

And the question that's alongside the meaning of life -

"What happens if you drink poison?"

Yes, cover the eyes (and any other sensory part) of your children, for the hope of they might not be as stupid as this generation. Or, at least some of this generation.

My new computer will own. I'll post specs when I've finalized them, but I can tell you, unless you are rich, don't ever buy the Intel Core 2 Duo Extreme.

God, life is so boring right now. Nothing to talk about. Bla bla bla. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb. I'm going to make a game and watch it spread like a virus around school. That's what happened with the last game I brought to school.

Until something mildly interesting happens,

Keep L337,

Firebird out!

[Infinite dumbassness, cubed]

Comments

Arcalyth 18 years ago

"How do people swim with their eyes open?"

I think that's only Dumbassness times two. Oh well, still dumbassness.

OL 18 years ago

Why delete my comment? It's not got an evil script in it.

:<

smaksak 18 years ago

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Why delete my comment? It's not got an evil script in it.
haha

Cesque 18 years ago

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"What happens if you drink poison?"

I encourage empirical testing.

Cesar 18 years ago

Damn those guys are dumbasses^3

OL 18 years ago

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"How do people swim with their eyes open?"

As usual, with their arms and legs.

Grand-High Gamer 18 years ago

"How do people swim with their eyes open?"

I think he mean't "How can some people swim with thier eyes open?, when I do it they stings like ****"

"What happens if you drink poison?"

I'm taking a wild guess you become poisoned.

Firebee 18 years ago

Actually, salt water doesn't sting half as bad as chlorine.

OL 18 years ago

It was meant to be sarcasm

firestormx 18 years ago

"What happens if you drink poison?"

"Nothing. Try it."