Here are the three dumbest things I've heard in my life. And they were all compressed into one science lesson of infinite dumbassness.

"How do people swim with their eyes open?"

"How does chlorine kill you?

It's not the chlorine, it's the water."

And the question that's alongside the meaning of life -

"What happens if you drink poison?"

Yes, cover the eyes (and any other sensory part) of your children, for the hope of they might not be as stupid as this generation. Or, at least some of this generation.

My new computer will own. I'll post specs when I've finalized them, but I can tell you, unless you are rich, don't ever buy the Intel Core 2 Duo Extreme.

God, life is so boring right now. Nothing to talk about. Bla bla bla. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb. I'm going to make a game and watch it spread like a virus around school. That's what happened with the last game I brought to school.

Until something mildly interesting happens,

Keep L337,

Firebird out!

[Infinite dumbassness, cubed]