So here i am blogging again… without even knowing what to blog about… i seem to like blogging for the sake of it lately.
Anyway i visited yoyogames recently which isn't something i do very often because i hae their site layout and much prefer this community and i mean holy shit some of the games they accept are a disgrace. I ask myself have these been submitted as a joke? But then when you see a comment from someone complaining about how terrible it is and then the noob who made it jumping to their defense you just think… lol 64digits would torture them :p So here's a few of yoyos crappiest and i don't care if the creators ever see this because they deserve their names dragged through shit for some of these:http://www.yoyogames.com/games/show/11389Ok so somebody who calls themself dylanecool has blatently, obviously took marks maze example changed the instances around in the rooms and put the most unfitting backgrounds i've ever seen in my life on it!!! I mean this guy made a story line for it and thinks he has seriously made a game. Piss off you excuse of a GM user you just went even lower than a 1945 edit!!http://www.yoyogames.com/games/show/10069Look at this even people who edit the FPS example do a better job of 3d than this. So we have a badly drawn mario made out of blocks who rus around the land of "worst ever GM terrain" followed by the fastest ever 3d camera attempt with no plot or purpose to the game. And the fact that it's rated 3.6/5 is really not funny.http://www.yoyogames.com/games/launch/12582Here's proof that yoyo don't even check the games being submitted. Try and download this game, see what you get.Ok so the sites full of nooby waste of space games and seriously what is up with the terms:
Quote: yoyo terms
We are sorry that we have to hassle you with all this legal stuff- honestly, we are. It’s not just that our lawyers tell us that it is really important – it is really important.
Thanks i'll need it with the way employers are around here!
@FF:MAJOR ASS HOLES! OH and make shure everything bolted on proparly
Yoyo games is where people go first, thats where they downloaded game mkaer, so peoples first games are likely to go there, only problem is lots of people just want a nice system that doesn't need coding, so they get game maker, then find they cant be bothered to get thing to work, so the edit the example and hope no-one will notice. The first game was just silly, they guy marked that he had made a mistake on the title screen, and you can't click keys.The second one was a mix of popular examples, but they must have some knoledge of gml… …
The third was probably the best of all of them.