PS3 stinks

Posted by FredFredrickson on Aug. 14, 2006, 11:47 p.m.

Continuing my questionable tradition of turning posts I’ve made on individual people’s blogs into full-blown essays, I will now write about why I think the PS3 is going to stink. Judging from the things I’ve seen said around here, 64 Digits seems to be a relatively safe place to post anti-PS3 propaganda… but you never know when or where a PS3 fanboy might pop up. Anyway, let’s get on with this!

Anyone who followed this year’s E3 show knows why the PS3 is going to stink. Sony’s lost it’s momentum. They’ve taken their eyes off of what people want to see in a gaming system, and are trying instead to show them what they want. If this year pans out the same way things are currently moving, we’re going to see Sony move from first place to possibly third in the next-gen game market.

So how did we arrive at this point? How did Sony shoot themselves in the foot? It’s simple: the PS3 is a deeply flawed product. The price tag, the functionality, and the hardware are all examples of what not to do when you create the successor to one of the most popular products in the industry.

The most obvious and reverberating flaw with the PS3 is the price tag. The console is being released in two flavors, clocking in at $500 and $600 respectively. Ridiculous is an understatement. For those of you who think this seems reasonable, consider the fact that you’re probably going to have to get at least one other controller, a few games, and whatever else Sony makes you buy before you can have some fun with it. Sony has already mentioned that with next-gen games will come next-gen prices, so games will likely hover around the $70-80 range. Blue-Ray movies seem to be about $5-10 more than your standard DVD as well. The bottom line is, if you manage to get a PS3 at it’s normal street price, expect to drop about $1,000 for the entire setup. To me, that is way too much money. That’s more than I pay every month for rent, utilities, and services combined.

Next comes the functionality of the PS3. Just like the PSP, Sony is taking the more-is-better approach to what the product can do, while simultaneously ignoring the needs of consumers and making sure the price tag of their console rockets to the sky. Take the Blu Ray disc player for example. PS3 games will come on Blu Ray discs, which are the arch-rival to the upcoming HD DVD format. Both formats will soon try to thwart regular old DVD’s with superior sound and video quality. Why is this a problem? DVD is still a relatively new technology, and it’s also relatively cheap; two things that make it irreplaceable at the moment. Should I go out and replace my Fifth Element DVD I got for $10 at target with a Blu Ray version that costs $19? It wouldn’t make any difference to me, because I don’t have 7.1 surround sound, and I don’t have an expensive plasma TV that supports 1080p input natively, and which would cost more than my car and every piece of furniture and electronics combined. And judging by all of my friends who own PS2’s, not too many people do. So what is the point of saddling consumers with something completely useless, like the Blu Ray player? Perhaps it’s a Trojan Horse, to get another one of their craptacular proprietary formats into your home? Can you say UMD? Mini-Disc? Beta Maxx? Laser Disc? I rest my case.

Last but not least, the hardware of the PS3, while technically impressive, is not a reason to buy the console. Your typical PS3 fanboy will jump up in your face, yelling all kinds of crazy gibberish that boils down to the fact that he or she thinks that the PS3 will be the best console because it is the most powerful. And that’s exactly what Microsoft thought when they unveiled the ill-fated X-Box… which later proved to be a dismal failure. The true power of a console rests not in it’s inner workings, but in it’s software library. And because of all the silly doodads and extra “featuresâ€? Sony has thrown into their box, the price tag is going to limit it’s exposure, and thus, developers will move on to the more affordable, more sold consoles. To tell you the truth, I think people are getting tired of playing the same crappy games with updated graphics anyway… Game graphics have reached a point where they are beyond impressive, and thus the small differences that increased hardware performances can make are not as noticeable to the layman as they once were, so people care a little less about which console can render the most triangles per cycle. And rightly so. This stuff isn't what makes games fun.

All that said, this is still going to be an interesting year for consoles, and I think it really is make-or-break time for both Nintendo and Sony. Nothing is really set in stone yet, but barring any huge bombs being dropped by Sony in the next couple of months, I think it’s going to be great to see the consoles duke it out. I’m excited to see what new innovations the Wii has in store for us, and I am anxious to see what will become of Sony, and their questionable second-guessing of consumers. If anything, the competition between the giants of the industry will just mean better prices and better games, which I can’t argue with, no matter what system they are coming out for.

For the record, I’m currently saving up for a Wii… But you probably could have guessed. [:D]

Comments

Malaika 18 years, 3 months ago

Firstly, the Xbox wasn't a 'dismal failure'. In 2004, it was the top-selling console. I don't know about the other years.

Seondly, cocopuffs, your comment about concentrating on games for 3-4 years is already being done - the xbox was released in 2001, meaning it has been around for 5 years. The PS2 and Gamecube are even older.

However, I do agree with you. The PS3 will hopefully be a failure. I was never a fan of the PS1&2 either, so my opinion on that is hardly life-changing. The 360 is good, but if you have a PC why bother? The Wii is where it's at this time around. The graphics aren't exactly on par with the other two systems, but seriously who cares? I spent the last 2 weeks playing Mario (the original) - I don't give a toff about graphics. I'm interested in the Wii's controller. I've played games with similar controllers before, and they are indeed very fun.

Blah blah blah, I'm too lazy to keep typing. Bye!

Cocopuffs 18 years, 3 months ago

Bah, then it's my opinion on todays games that makes me think there's not enough selection. I am dissapointed with the small amount of good games being produced, it seems like the amount of good games I get from 5 years used to come out in one year. Pretty much any game I consider to be one of the great ones, are before year 2000.

I think everybody should just stick with the PC. There are some fun games coming out for the PC, even though they're short. The games I like best stay fun for years, the games I see now are all focused on graphics, and not on length. Which is one thing that bothers me.

I'll read up on the Wii some more, and might make a full review of that in a blog. I dought many of you will like it though, seeing how alot of peopel in this community flame people for saying things they don't want to here, no matter how true it is.

G'night,

-Puffs

Firebird 18 years, 3 months ago

For a normal person (ignorant, though), I think these are the questions that consumers ask themselves for consoles nowdays:

Is it shiny? It should be.

Does it have curved corners? It should have some.

Does it support things I've never heard of? Yeah.

Does it cost a lot? Maybe mid-range.

How good are the graphics? They should be 'holy shit' style graphics.

Does the controller look good?

See? No mention of games. The PS3 will probably sell, but then again, maybe not, because of the price.

Or I could be wrong on every account.

Hatonastick 18 years, 3 months ago

EB Games here in Australia had a little scheme running at one stage where you could trade in your old XBox and games, and put it towards getting a shiny new XBox 360. I was forced into it really because I have very little money to throw around and my XBox happened to be one of the ones with the dud DVD drives (can't remember the particular brand - it affected a few batches of Xbox's released) which was getting more and more unreliable. My brother-in-law got his from another store around the same time and never had a problem - ever. Anyway, my Xbox 360 is essentially only used as my Jukebox and movie player (combined with my surround sound system) because in my opinion the games so far have been mostly flawed or down right awful (PGR3 missing the fun factor the previous two versions had, Ghost Recon with some amazingly bad AI, Top Spin 2 with some amazingly bad loading times and really poorly designed mini games which are more random than skill based - I could go on). It also is beginning to feel very much like a money trap. Your arm is being twisted in so many ways to try and force you to get XBox Live. No idea how well the previous XBox Live worked for others, but here (depending on the network provider) most games were either intermittantly playable online - or not playable at all. So I'm a little wary about wasting my money and time with the new Xbox Live system. All I'd get out of it would be the occasional Arcade download and patches for the system. Considering they could all of these downloadable (if they wanted to - but they wont) from websites ala the Xbox emulator, I don't think that paying that kind of money is reasonable just for a few updates or old school games that I could get and play on my PC anyway for free (Retro Remakes etc.). It was even incredibly hard to cancel my previous account. It involved me spending 2 hours on an international phone call talking to some git who was trying his damndest to convince me to stay - including long periods of being put on hold. I could go on and list a lot of other issues I have with the system itself as well as how I feel Microsoft is handling it all… Really two words sum up the XBox 360: Money trap. I'm tempted to sell it and buy a new original XBox and all my old games or maybe just move on to the Wii. Needless to say, my brother-in-law is less than impressed and won't be upgrading his XBox for some time yet - if ever. I do realise that the life of the XBox 360 is just starting and rarely do games come out for a new console that can be claimed as lasting classics, but all the same I can't help feeling ripped off somehow, spending (paid for by my trade in) $1100au and getting a music/dvd player… For now at least.

Sorry for the rant, grammar errors etc. I think I need more sleep.

melee-master 18 years, 3 months ago

Chances are that Wii will change the future of all console gaming. =P

Takagi 18 years, 3 months ago

The Wii looks interesting, I'd place my bets on that. It stole the show at E3 didn't it?

The PS3 is an overload of hardware. Too much for too much. The original "gamers" grow up alongside consoles. So for instance, Nintendo games are getting darker as their fanbase grows older. With the Wii, Nintendo is trying to appeal to first-timers. Virgins if you will. The PS3 and 360? They're the same games that were on the PS2 and XBox, just different graphics, story, music, and characters.

twisterghost 18 years, 3 months ago

Personally, I am hoping the Wii will kick ass, just so I can laugh at my friends when I am right.

Hatonastick 18 years, 3 months ago

I'm probably going to sell my XBox 360 and buy a Wii.

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

not only that but the Xbox360 and PS3 are heading into a deathtrap, eventually you'll reach graphics that are too good and engines that are too real, so they'll have to switch, but by that time Nintendo might be supreme overlord…

darkpulsaromega 18 years, 3 months ago

Quote: Cocopuffs
I've pretty much gave up on conoles, I would sugjest just stick with your computer. You can play 20 years of games on it, and if one game's graphics are too much for your computer to suport, you can upgrade your computer, and safe your self the money it would take to buy an entire new one. The computer also gives you all the great functions of a computer, and since alot of sucsesful console games get released for the computer a year later, I see no reason for anything else.
Try getting a 20 year old DOS game to work on Windows XP. Yeah, I thought that's what would happen. Computers have major compatability issues. Then, you have to factor in games that come with DRM. Enter the Matrix (on DVD) won't work on my computer because the DRM for the game can't find the DVD in my DVD drive. I ended up getting a no cd crack to get the game to work.

With a game console you are sure the games you purchase will be compatible. You don't have to deal with the crap computers give you. That's the real advantage of game consoles: Simplicity. Put the game in and play.