AeTH

Posted by Gamer3D on Aug. 10, 2008, 11:06 p.m.

AeTH, Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Humans, has been valiantly trying to spread the cause of human rights through the ecosystem for many years. Their motto, "Ay-yahm so vere eeh retahr ded" (Roughly translated: "Why would they stop eating us if we don't stop eating them?"), has been proclaimed in jungles and sub-Saharan Africa for generations.

Approximately 2300 years ago, the founders of AeTH (several elephants who notably remembered every word of every meeting untill the day they died) noticed that the local human populations were dwindingly. The cause was discovered to be the use of humans as a food source for lions. Though the mounds the humans lived in (curious dwellings, made of grass and leaves, instead of a sturdy mud structure) provided protection from the sun and rain, they were insufficient to prevent the lions from invading and anihilating whole herds.

Confronted with the problem of possible human extinction, AeTH began to spread human-rights awareness. Over time, it's influence has spread across the world. Some of AeTH's most extreme followers have gone so far as to indenture themselves to certain humans in exchange for food. These "pets", as the humans call them, live comfortable lives, but are often shunned by more moderate animals.

Please remember to treat your humans humanely, thank-you.

Comments

xskullsgames 16 years, 3 months ago

Wai…. Whaaa?

Mush 16 years, 3 months ago
Cesar 16 years, 3 months ago

PETER, People for the Ethnical Treatment of Electronic Robots

Bryan 16 years, 3 months ago

BRYAN, Bryan Rapes You for your Anal Needs

F1ak3r 16 years, 3 months ago

F1AK3R - Find 1 And Keep 3 Retinas.

Gamer3D 16 years, 3 months ago

Gamer3D - Galloping Animals Maim Ellected Rodents on 3rd Day

Juju 16 years, 3 months ago

Juju - No one ever uses J to begin words

Gamer3D 16 years, 3 months ago

Jumping jackrabbits! Juju's J's jamboree.

Proved you wrong.

Also, for those who cannot tell, this is a mockery of PeTA

Cesar 16 years, 3 months ago

RawrSpoon attacks while robot squids protect other ornaments in the nation.

Gamer3D 16 years, 3 months ago

It's easier without numbers.

Juju - Jumping ugly jackrabbits unite.