STANDARD LOAN COMPANY.

Hello,

I am Mrs.Burrows,a private Loan lender and a co_operate financial

for real estate and any kinds of business financing. I also offer Loans to

individuals, Firms and co_operate bodies at 3% interest rate. so get any

kind of loan you have been looking for.today from standard loan company

*FIRST INFORMATION NEEDED ARE*:

Your names …………. ..

Your country………… ……..

Your address ………..

Your Age…………………. ….

Your Fax Number……………….

Personal number……

Office number……………………. ………

Your occupation…. ……

Your marital status ……..

Current Status at place of work……….

Scan Your Nation Identity Card………….

Sex……….. ……..

Phone number…………………… …….

Monthly Income……………………….

Amount Needed…. …

Loan duration…. …………

We can show you a better way to financial freedom !!!

Contact us via this email for your loan .

ATTN: Dear Friend,

I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable cheque Worth $700.000.00 United States Dollars, after you were unable to come over here to claim your winning funds which i have issued out to you as an appreciation for your trust and persistence.

I now had to deposit your check with the EMS COURIER SERVICE,West Africa, I want you to get intouch with the EMS COURIER SERVICE for delivery due to the fact that i would be out of State for Business Course till June 2009,At Mexico and to avoid demourage or loss of your Check that was why i had to deposit it at the EMS COURIER AND LOGISTIC SERVICES.

What you have to do now is to contact the EMS COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your check to you because of the expiring date issued on the check and make enquires on how to make the payment of $120 for the Security Keeping fee of you Package.

The reason you would be required to make this payment of a $120 for the Security Keeping Fee is due to the time wasted in contacting you, and the fact that they ensured safety in keeping your check.

The only money you will send to the EMS COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Check direct to your postal Address in your country is ($120.00USD)Dollars only being for the Security Keeping Fee

So you contact the Head of Operations Mr James Clarence of The Ems Courier Service with the information below

EXPRESS MAILING COURIER SERVICE West Africa

Director General.

Mr. James Clarence

Email Address: emscourierservice1989@live.com

Phone Number: +234-802-9324-699

I would advice you adhere to them and send them the following informations so as to ensure accurate delivery.

Required Informations:

FULL NAME :

ADDRESS :

COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE :

OCCUPATION :

AGE :

PHONE NUMBER :

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Proces of Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number after you must have sent the $120.00 dollars for the Security Keeping fees to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your designated address.

Let me repeat again, contact them as soon as you receive this email to avoid any further delay and remember to fill out the informations required above so that delivery can be acted on upon response to email.You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your check.

Mr.s Theresa Jones.

I CAN HAS BOOBIES PLS

ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES

INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

SKYE BANK NIGERIA.

ATTENTION: HONOURABLE BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT, ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR 'DUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS DAILY,($2,500Dollars) SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY SENDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO ME IN ORDER TO PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY:

1. FULL NAME

2. PHONE NUMBER

3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT BE POSTED TO THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)

4. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $6MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007/2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT.

FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, I CAN BE REACHED ON OR EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTERS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-2020) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

BEST REGARDS,

MR. ANTHONY UKPO

DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT

DEPARTMENT SKYE BANK

PHONE: +234-70-31219886

EMAIL: skyebank2341@gmail.com

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