Hillary Clinton

Posted by IdiotProof on April 30, 2008, 10:29 p.m.

I was sitting in my room today, I had lost my remote and didn't want to get up. I watched a lot of some news show. I couldn't pay any attention to it, as I am almost positively sure that Hillary Clinton eats babies.

Evidence 1:

Look! Doesn't she look like she's fantasizing about snacking on a few toddlers?

Evidence 2:

This is a frightening image, but it confirms my equally frightening theory.

Here is an artist's portrayal of how she lures her pray:

Schools

Well, anyways. I have 36 days of school left. I currently get out on June 19th, which would be the first time in years I get out before the 20th. We only had 2 or 3 snow days this year, which both sucks and is awesome at the same time. Awesome because that means we get out earlier. Sucks because that means there was less snow for snowboarding. I really haven't done anything in school in a few weeks. It may just be me, I'm a horrible student. Homework's overrated, right?

Weather

I hate New England. Last week it was 80 degrees out, right now it's 32 and dropping. What's with this idiotic area? I go outside in shorts for the bus the last few mornings, and it's freezing. LEARN TO BE SPRING, STUPID MOTHER NATURE!

Edit

I'm also getting really sick of people talking about Miley Cyrus. For some reason, I hate that girl.

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Polystyrene Man 16 years, 7 months ago

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I hate New England. Last week it was 80 degrees out, right now it's 32 and dropping. What's with this idiotic area? I go outside in shorts for the bus the last few mornings, and it's freezing. LEARN TO BE SPRING, STUPID MOTHER NATURE!
Ahaha, I know what you mean. I was sweating my ass of working last week, but I had to wear pants and a heavy jacket to my track meet yesterday.

OL 16 years, 7 months ago

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STUPID MOTHER NATURE!

Haha

Cpsgames 16 years, 7 months ago

All my sister watches and talks about is Miley Cyrus. >_> Its so annoying I wish my sister would believe my theory that its a man.

Castypher 16 years, 7 months ago

Hillary is silly that way. I'm voting for Obama.

And Miley Cyrus is a slut. She's a hypocrite and a slut. That's all I have to say besides she's following right behind Britney Spears in her dress and behavior.

But she's freaking hot. :(

IdiotProof 16 years, 7 months ago

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But she's freaking hot. :(

I'll give you that, she is hot.

Extravisual 16 years, 7 months ago

Yeah, New England does suck, but for more reasons than simply weather.

OBELISK 16 years, 7 months ago

Biting a pixelated infant in the shoulder can't be as bad as supporting the war on terror.

IdiotProof 16 years, 7 months ago

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Biting a pixelated infant in the shoulder can't be as bad as supporting the war on terror.

Looks like somebody doesn't understand sarcasm :P

Cesar 16 years, 7 months ago

I made a huge-ass rant demonstrating how Miley Cyrus is a huge contributor to the stupidity of the young ones today.

Also, 80 degrees is what I wish it was here. WHY MUST MOTHER NATURE KILL ME WITH 105 DEGREES IN SPRING?

mixahman 16 years, 7 months ago

Hillary fucked up and turn on her party, she wants to be the democratic nominee no matter what. She will fuck up Obama's reign & work with the right wing assholes to make that happen. (Sen H Clinton on Fox News with Bill O'Reilly) The republicans want Hillary to beat Obama because McCain will thrumph over her, and they know this man!

Why do you think these so call political correspondents on Fox News dance on the string of black racism against Obama. Watch Hannity and Colmes & see that subtle fuckin' hatred against blacks. Everything the Rev Wright has said is nothing new & the media pressured Obama to cut him off completely. Basically saying "You are either with us or against us". Making Obama become an Uncle Tom to take role of "White" America's greatest job, the presidency. You can take any job under the sun from any white man except being President of the United States!

Everybody knows they won't give it to a woman, they rather give it to an old, short tempered war vet that can't remember shit. They are saying that Hillary is the "Comeback kid". Shes wasn't won shit, a comeback is definitely winning from a losing streak.

But the spin always stops on their bias beleifs and call it news and spoon feed the masses.

P.S.

Don't believe daily polls, they use the same dumbasses everytime. Don't these people have real jobs!!! Oh wait they don't, they are all overseas or taken by immigrants. Ha!

Fuck Miley Cyrus! Really somebody fuck her & impregnate her. That's how they got rid of Jamie Lynn Spears.

Define:Uncle Tom

An African American who is overeager to win the approval of whites (as by obsequious behavior or uncritical acceptance of white values and goals)