Hillary Clinton

Posted by IdiotProof on April 30, 2008, 10:29 p.m.

I was sitting in my room today, I had lost my remote and didn't want to get up. I watched a lot of some news show. I couldn't pay any attention to it, as I am almost positively sure that Hillary Clinton eats babies.

Evidence 1:

Look! Doesn't she look like she's fantasizing about snacking on a few toddlers?

Evidence 2:

This is a frightening image, but it confirms my equally frightening theory.

Here is an artist's portrayal of how she lures her pray:

Schools

Well, anyways. I have 36 days of school left. I currently get out on June 19th, which would be the first time in years I get out before the 20th. We only had 2 or 3 snow days this year, which both sucks and is awesome at the same time. Awesome because that means we get out earlier. Sucks because that means there was less snow for snowboarding. I really haven't done anything in school in a few weeks. It may just be me, I'm a horrible student. Homework's overrated, right?

Weather

I hate New England. Last week it was 80 degrees out, right now it's 32 and dropping. What's with this idiotic area? I go outside in shorts for the bus the last few mornings, and it's freezing. LEARN TO BE SPRING, STUPID MOTHER NATURE!

Edit

I'm also getting really sick of people talking about Miley Cyrus. For some reason, I hate that girl.

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Comments

ludamad 16 years, 7 months ago

I must say, Mike Gravel has won me over. He's not only a consistent candidate, but he's modest, and in touch with people of all generations on more than a formal vote-for-me level. He wants his politics to be put into practice more than he wants to be put in office. He would allow the US citizens to make laws, and impose a single fairtax to eliminate income tax, as well as a single-payer health care system (as a Canadian I can tell you that most healthcare is far less painful without the financial burden attached).

Josea 8 years, 1 month ago

Jeez Hillary has been campaigning *that* long?

samuraikill 8 years, 1 month ago

She's eating that baby like a big mac XD

Rez 8 years, 1 month ago

thats one young pizza. youngest pizza I've ever seen.