FAIL

Posted by JID on Oct. 21, 2010, 11:07 a.m.

Well, just two days ago, a girl sneaked into my school with a knife pretending to be a student for a day, she wanted to cut some other girl's face off who did go to my school for some reason. I really don't give a shit but the real fail part about it is that she went to ALL of the classes acting like she was a real student, the dirty bitch even went to lunch, which makes no goddamn sense that no one asked her if she was a new student.

The little whore walked through the school's front door to get in, and she wore the school's uniform and everything. What the fuck is wrong with these psycho bitches these days? She bought a WHOLE uniform just to cut a girl's face off with a knife? That means any crazy peice of shit can walk through the front door and pretend to be a student and do god knows what.

The dumbest part about it is, that when the school principle saw her, she thought she was about to get caught so she ran out the back door causing the alarm to go off, and the principle didn't know what the fuck was going on and that she sneaked into the school.

At the end of the day, I just came out the school, I heard that Psycho bitch was about to fight the girl she was looking for on the subway. I didn't bother trying to look at the fight, I just went about my business.

The next day, when I get out of school, I see at least 3 or 4 cop cars outside, and psycho bitch was with her parents and cops talking to the head of the school. Turns out she was supposed to start today, but she got kicked out and I'm assuming she's going to be facing some charges like sneaking into the schools property and threatening someone with a weapon.

But the biggest fail of all is that she DIDN'T fight the girl she was looking for and now she just fucked up her life pretty bad for no reason.

Any crazy shit ever happen to you in school?

DISCUSS.

FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOO LAZY TO READ IT:

You are a fat, lazy, filthy whore.

Comments

Infinity_Plus 14 years, 1 month ago

Don't do anything wrong to her? Seems like a simple solution

JID 14 years, 1 month ago

True.

But I don't know what would piss her off, do I? What if she's the type who gets angry over small shit.

Unaligned 14 years, 1 month ago

It's trial and error. But if you err more than zero times, say bye to your genitalia.

JID 14 years, 1 month ago

Well, either way she's not hot and she cuts penises off, so I want nothing to do with her.

Infinity_Plus 14 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
Well, either way she's not hot and she cuts penises off, so I want nothing to do with her.

This made me lol

JID 14 years, 1 month ago

Well, at least someone is able to find that humorous. :C

*Covers groin*

Eva unit-01 14 years, 1 month ago

Just let it happen, man. A life of penislessness is a life without kids, a life without kids is a life with money, a life with money is…whatever.

JID 14 years, 1 month ago

Well, what if I don't get rich, that way I will be penisless and I would be homeless. I'd rather be homeless than penisless any day. A life without one would be sheer tortue. How will I be able to pee? :|

Glen 14 years, 1 month ago

A life without a penis… would suck.

JID 14 years, 1 month ago

Yes, penises are very useful aren't they?