[J@D] Fun with MSN & the trials of GM.

Posted by JoshDreamland on May 18, 2007, 10:08 a.m.

Yes, yet another blog by me… Getting bored yet?

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Either way, it's been a while, so deal with it. <_<
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Yes, Arcalyth plans to add GM7Zip as a full feature in V3. Is that amazing or what? He just offered, and though I've turned down other nice things he's threatened to give me, I couldn't say no to this one.
Also, at the same time Arc will be rewriting it in PHP, biggoron will be writing it in C. He originally thought that this would make it smaller, and, indeed it would a little, but I like it for speed and compaction; the externals of GM7Zip are written in C. (Or at least the one we're keeping [;)])
Hopefully biggoron does something with the graphics… No one ever likes mine anyway. [:P]
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Still working on Luda's contest entry. Everything else has been chopped down in priority, even school. In fact, I should be at school now, but instead I'm writing this blog.
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Yes, MSN. What did I do this time? Well, I call it a 'prank,' (or TG will yell at me); it was more just something I did to see what would happen. (I was a bit bored. This was a while ago, I have just not had time to write about it.)
Obel Isk—My personal favorite. All the rest sucked.
<div id="ObeConvo">
UltimateCODER hay can u hlp me with my mmo.
- ζane - is this MMO your first game?
UltimateCODER ys
UltimateCODER i want it to be like wow
- ζane - maybe you should start with something smaller
- ζane - it takes a great amount of experience before you can make an MMO
UltimateCODER no i wana make a mmo
UltimateCODER but i wnt ppl to hlp
UltimateCODER so it cn workl
- ζane - do you have enough skill to make one?
UltimateCODER ya
- ζane - well
- ζane - you don't want other people to make the game for you
UltimateCODER y/
UltimateCODER ill hlp
UltimateCODER cn you hlp with a code?
- ζane - that DEPENDS.
UltimateCODER i want to make all the comptrs say the same helth
UltimateCODER can u show me in dnd?
- ζane - there's no way in DnD
- ζane - in fact
- ζane - judging by your noobiness
- ζane - I doubt there's a way to make it in CODE.
- ζane - don't start with an MMO.
UltimateCODER but
UltimateCODER i r noob
- ζane - start with something easier, like a platformer or a TDS
UltimateCODER and you
UltimateCODER Have
UltimateCODER Been
UltimateCODER Pranked!
UltimateCODER Hihi Obe!
UltimateCODER :D
- ζane - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? >: (
UltimateCODER Josh @ Dreamland!
UltimateCODER XD
UltimateCODER THAT WAS THE BEST!
UltimateCODER You're so nice to noobs though,
UltimateCODER I actually feel sorry,
UltimateCODER doing that to you.
- ζane - I would've flamed the SHIT outta you.
UltimateCODER XD!
- ζane - I serioulsy wanted to burn you to death.
UltimateCODER I know
UltimateCODER I could tell
UltimateCODER Like about to burst.
UltimateCODER "- ζane - says: judging by your noobiness - ζane - says: I doubt there's a way to make it in CODE."
UltimateCODER THAT WAS TEH BEST!
- ζane - somewhere deep in my mind, I knew I was being punk'd.
UltimateCODER lawl
UltimateCODER Yes
UltimateCODER You make me feel n00by again!
UltimateCODER =3
- ζane - lmao, again.
</div>
TwisterGhost. He didn’t like it at all >_>
<div id="TgConvo">
UltimateCODER hay can u hlp me with my mmo.
Michael Who is this?
UltimateCODER ultimateCoder
UltimateCODER from the gmc
Michael If you give me a reason to help, I will
UltimateCODER wll i wana have a gm gam like wow
UltimateCODER i dont think well need to many ppl
UltimateCODER will we.
Michael ……..
Michael "wll i wana have a gm gam like wow"
UltimateCODER ya
Michael "wll i wana have a gm gam like wow"
UltimateCODER itll be fun
Michael "wll i wana have a gm gam like wow"
Michael No.
UltimateCODER so/
UltimateCODER but
Michael That just doesn't work like that…
UltimateCODER i r noob
UltimateCODER And you,
UltimateCODER TG,
UltimateCODER Have
UltimateCODER been
UltimateCODER pranked!!!
Michael Ok.
</div>
Andes [Monkeys] Sometimes it just won’t work.
<div id="AndesConvo">
UltimateCODER Hay can u hlp me with my mmo.
[c=#4291F0]Andes[/c] What sort of help do you need?
UltimateCODER well
UltimateCODER can u maek a code to make the helth the same on all computres/
[c=#4291F0]Andes[/c] You're imitating a noob, aren't you =P
UltimateCODER You're evil.
UltimateCODER Okay?
UltimateCODER EVIL.
</div>
Seprex…. I honestly don’t know what happened there. XD
I’m not even gonna post it. [:P]
Halibutski
<div id="HalConvo">
UltimateCODER hay can u hlp me with my mmo.
<aHalibutski> - <Everybody seems to think I'm lazy> Who are you?
UltimateCODER im UltimateCODER
UltimateCODER from the gmc
<aHalibutski> - <Everybody seems to think I'm lazy> oh, I rarely visit there anymore
UltimateCODER oh
UltimateCODER well
UltimateCODER i need a spriter or a engin coder
UltimateCODER can u do1/
<aHalibutski> - <Everybody seems to think I'm lazy> Sorry, no
UltimateCODER wll,
UltimateCODER i also need sum1
UltimateCODER to do everything else
UltimateCODER While I do nothing.
UltimateCODER As I R noob.
UltimateCODER And you
UltimateCODER have
UltimateCODER just
UltimateCODER been
UltimateCODER pranked!
UltimateCODER XD!
UltimateCODER YES!
<aHalibutski> - <Everybody seems to think I'm lazy> Yeah, that's what I figured. Noobs find disbelief in their existance very insulting, so I didn't say anything incase I was wrong :P
UltimateCODER Now guess who.
<aHalibutski> - <Everybody seems to think I'm lazy> Acid?
UltimateCODER No, Josh @ DL. Thanks for the shits and giggles!
<aHalibutski> - <Everybody seems to think I'm lazy> ahaha
UltimateCODER XD
</div>
Graydon [FewCarrotTop]
<div id="FctConvo">
UltimateCODER can u hlp with my mmo/
Graydon Hey
Graydon Who is this
UltimateCODER UltimateCODER
UltimateCODER frm the gmc
Graydon Do you use D&D
Graydon Or GML
UltimateCODER ya
UltimateCODER dnd
Graydon Ummm, I dont know
Graydon What do you need help on
UltimateCODER i need to maek all the computrews say the same helth
Graydon Uhh
Graydon I might be able to help
UltimateCODER yay
Graydon But I havent used D&D for a while
Graydon I'm busy now though
Graydon Ask me tommaro
UltimateCODER k
Graydon I'm beta testing a game for someone
UltimateCODER wht is the one to make computwers asy the same thing.
UltimateCODER ok
UltimateCODER acshully
UltimateCODER wayt
UltimateCODER i r noob
UltimateCODER and connot do mmo
UltimateCODER and you
UltimateCODER have
UltimateCODER been
UltimateCODER pranked!
UltimateCODER XD!
Graydon XD
</div>
My sad attempt at JakeX. He’s just too damn observant. I even customized for him. <_<
<div id="JakeConvo">
UltimateCODER Jakex?
UltimateCODER I tried to boost my scoer on csx but it sayd
UltimateCODER burn in hell cheater!
UltimateCODER why/
UltimateCODER jake?
UltimateCODER jake anser me omg
JakeX Uh, Josh?
UltimateCODER SHIT
UltimateCODER I HATE YOU
UltimateCODER You ruined my day.
JakeX Uh…?
</div>
Melee. Grr I thought I had him… He ruineded my “You>have>just>been>pranked!â€? Thing.
<div id="MeleeConvo">
UltimateCODER hay
UltimateCODER can u hlp me with my mmo.
Melee Not sure
UltimateCODER k well i need a code
UltimateCODER to maek the helth the same on all the compurews
UltimateCODER can u show me in dnd/
Melee Heh, sorry XD
UltimateCODER ?
UltimateCODER y not.
UltimateCODER plz?
Melee No
UltimateCODER but
UltimateCODER i cud use sum sprites too
Melee omfg
UltimateCODER ?
UltimateCODER plz hlp
UltimateCODER i r noob and cannot do mmo
Melee No
UltimateCODER and you
UltimateCODER have
UltimateCODER been
UltimateCODER pranked!!
UltimateCODER XD!!
UltimateCODER Hihi Melee
Melee Yeah I know
Melee I just kept saying no cause Im:
UltimateCODER Meh
Melee Busy and knew you were being an idiot XD
</div>
Rob. That was just unfair. <_<
<div id="RobConvo">
UltimateCODER Hay
UltimateCODER can u hlp me with my mmo.
Rob no u nud i r teh sux at gm
UltimateCODER aw me 2 i ned sum1 to do the dnd
Rob wut?
UltimateCODER the dnd
Rob zomg, wut?
UltimateCODER can u hlp with the dnd?
Rob maybe
Rob wut u ned hepl wuth?
UltimateCODER the dnd
Rob wut abut ti?
UltimateCODER ti/
UltimateCODER whats ti
Rob onoez, i cun log in tu hotmial cuz inteut iz tu slo so it redirexts
Rob ti=it in nub
UltimateCODER ohk
UltimateCODER i need it to make the helth the saem on all compuerts
Rob onoez my inturnut sux
UltimateCODER XD
Rob oka… *only knows mplay, and mplay i still suck at*
UltimateCODER You aren't buyiong any of this are you? T_T
Rob mplay_data_write(indicator,global.health);
Rob and no I wasnt
</div>
I'll add Baz' also.
UltimateCODER hay can u hlp me with my mmo.
Baziiboi MMo…
UltimateCODER mmorpg
Baziiboi i know.
UltimateCODER i need some ppl to do the system for me
Baziiboi You and mmo…wowo.
UltimateCODER and the sprites
UltimateCODER and everything else
Baziiboi Online engine?
UltimateCODER while i do nothing
UltimateCODER as i r noob
UltimateCODER and you
UltimateCODER have
UltimateCODER been
UltimateCODER pranked.
UltimateCODER XD
Baziiboi kay.
UltimateCODER It R I, Baz.
Baziiboi i know.
UltimateCODER SHIT
Baziiboi what did you think I thought?
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Ever get an annoying GM error? I've been through the trials of every GM error in the whole book, and then took it upon myself to write a sequel. (No, there is no real sequel <_< Don't even ask for it.)
For starters, variables initialized in execute_string() don't save corrently sometimes. I would load a bunch of string variables set in execute_string(), and all their values would mix up. Seriously. Ask IsmAvatar. I spent hours wondering why it wouldn't load all the variables I had saved one time. Then I took it to the GMC, and Ism had had the same problem once.
Secondly, surfaces…. Something about them. Just something. In my game I'm working on for Luda-contest, having one of the control objects in the room causes the other objects to skip anything resembling a create event. I have no idea why, other than maybe the screen_redraw in the event…. *whistle*
One more for today. I was helping Noodle with an inverter script, to draw an inverted colored version of the screen at an alpha. Drawing the surface into the other surface with bm_subtract made the surface invisible. That was all fun and cool and all, but it made me want to kill myself.
Now you know the pain. =D
Well, that's a hell of a lot of work and text for a blog. I don't care how short this looks, there be a lot of info there.
Oh, one more thing for hoggy.
FUCKING END

Comments

JoshDreamland 17 years, 6 months ago

That's SUPER FANTASTIC!

Rob 17 years, 6 months ago

Quote: Josh @ Dreamland

Rob. That was just unfair. <_<

XD

It was really obvious it was you from the first sentence… even the first letter…

s 17 years, 6 months ago

My angle too off for you?I'm surprised so many didn't look at the Email…(I should reactivate saving IMs,I really wna read over that again)

Forgot the links again,eh?

You need to shorten the number of blogs per page…you write them massive

Perhaps if you use GM's color constant system you can make a simple equation to invert?

basilamer 17 years, 6 months ago

Josh, do another prank later.

s 17 years, 6 months ago

Ya,and make a new EmailAddresse so they can't catch on so easy

noshenim 17 years, 6 months ago

screen_redraw() cannot be called in the draw event……

no other ideas

Rob 17 years, 6 months ago

I noticed the email, serprex.

KaBob799 17 years, 6 months ago

haha its impossible to prank me, well you could but it wouldnt be very funny =p

OBELISK 17 years, 6 months ago

I had the suspicion deep down that I was being punk'd…XD

JoshDreamland 17 years, 6 months ago

The thing is, if I make a new email, how do I get on their list?