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[J@D] Florida, And The Error Sequel.

Posted by JoshDreamland on June 7, 2007, 2:34 p.m.

Well, it’s me again. And surprisingly early, huh?

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Well, the thing is, I’m going to Florida soon. Tomorrow I’m leaving from the last class of my last day of school—my English class ironically—and driving until I’m at least to the top of Florida for the night.
Just to let you know.
Also, earlier I was bragging about the sequel to the book of errors? Well, …
[all these are really from a game I was tormenting]
Errors that I may or may not have gotten, that you prolly only got one of:
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Access violation
Assertion failed
Control-C hit
Disk full
Division by zero
Error creating variant or safe array
Exception in safecall method
External exception
File not found
Floating point division by zero
Floating point overflow
Floating point underflow
Invalid numeric input
Interface not supported
Invalid argument
Invalid class typecast
Invalid filename
Invalid pointer operation
Invalid variant operation
Invalid variant type conversion
Invalid floating point operation
Integer overflow
Out of memory
Privileged instruction
Range check error
Read beyond end of file
<b>Stack overflow</b>
Too many open files
Variant method calls not supported
Variant or safe array index out of bounds
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Errors that everyone gets easily, or no one gets at all…. XD:
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Boolean expression expected.
Cannot assign to the variable.
Cannot use global in with statement.
Cannot use local in with statement.
Case statement only allowed inside switch statement.
Default statement only allowed inside switch statement.
Expression expected.
Failed to load the game data. File seems corrupted.
Internal Error: Executing non-compiled code.
Internal Error: Executing code for nil instance.
Object id expected.
Repeat count must be a number.
Statement expected.
This is not a program.
Unexpected error occured when running the game.
Unknown variable ÿÿÿÿ or array index out of bounds.
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Failed to compile the actions in the objects.
Failed to compile the actions in the time lines.
Failed to compile the scripts.
Failed to define the constants
Failed to prepare the sounds.
This application requires 16-bit or 32-bit color mode. Should I switch to a valid color mode?
</td></tr><tr><td>
Error: Cannot read the file.
Error: Wrong version number.
Not a valid Game Maker 6 file.
</td></tr><tr><td>
COMPILATION ERROR in argument ÿÿÿÿ
COMPILATION ERROR in code action ÿÿÿÿ
COMPILATION ERROR in library initialization code
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Mark spelled occurred wrong, for one thing.
For another, all these errors are again out of a standard GM6 game I was tormenting. WHY THE FUCKING HELL is “Not a valid Game Maker 6 fileâ€? part of the GAME ERRORS??? <_<
And some things caught my attention. “Control-C hitâ€?. Control-C. WTF?
“Internal Error: Executing code for nil instance.â€? Nil… Whatever, it’s a word.
“Cannot use global in with statement.â€? WTF…
“This is not a program.â€? Yep. THAT’S NOT A PROGRAM! XD
I rest my case.
Almost to 50 friends and 10000 views. Time flies…
There. Now I guess I’m moving on to C++… Goodbye GM. Goodbye school. Goodbye to you all.
Oh, and by the way,
<b><font size=+1>MERBS IS A DOGEY AN HE POOPS BANANS LOL</font></b>
And now one more thing.
<a href="http://64digits.com/users/JoshDreamland/Fred_pigs2.JPG"><img src="http://64digits.com/users/JoshDreamland/Fred_pigs2.JPG" width=640 height=480></a>
<a href="http://64digits.com/users/JoshDreamland/Fred_pigs1.JPG"><img src="http://64digits.com/users/JoshDreamland/Fred_pigs1.JPG" width=640 height=480></a>
Also, a movie is available. It actually shows me with my prompt open once. Unfortunately, my res is huge, so…
<a href="http://www.willhostforfood.com/files/94601/pigs.zip">Download</a>
Script available <a href="http://64digits.com/users/JoshDreamland/PIGRAIN.txt">here</a>.
END.

Comments

s 17 years, 5 months ago

No,I was a young child.My parents dragged me there

JoshDreamland 17 years, 5 months ago

george–

Magic. XD By "I" I meant "US" meaning "My Dad" XD

FireflyX 17 years, 5 months ago

Have fun in Florida.

s 17 years, 5 months ago

You really hate Fred…

Kaz 17 years, 5 months ago

lol, nice work with the video.

biggoron 17 years, 5 months ago

Why does Winamp hate AVI's? :(

C++ ftw. It's simply the best (dun, dun, dun, dun) better than all the rest (dun, dun, dun, dun)…

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 5 months ago

Quote:

No, Treasure Island. Fuck Disney.

Yeah, don't go to Disney for the rides. Go for the fat people on scooters and the artificially happy park employees.

poultry 17 years, 5 months ago

willhostforfood FTW!

[SJB]Dude7 17 years, 5 months ago

NO DON'T COME WHERE I LIVE!!! DAMNIT!

s 17 years, 5 months ago

@SJB=Now now,why ya so scared of Josh?