[J@D] MY OWN DAMN GAME MAKER

Posted by JoshDreamland on Sept. 30, 2007, 3:49 p.m.

Can't tell you how many times I've heard that. Can't tell you how many failures I've seen. Significantly less than the <b>HOW U MAEK A MMO IN GAM MAKR??</B> deal. But still enough times as to be discouraging.

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But I do intend to go after this.

Cower in fear, bitches. Because you're right, oh ye spectator from hell, I have nothing solid at this point. But shit gets nice and solid over time anyway, and I plan to finish.

And I won't make Mark's mistakes.

For I am… Nark Pvermars!

NARK FUCKIN' PVERMARS.

Quote: Ciribot source code after incomplete decryption

script.name9.outside`wrap.//…..creator9.<b>Nark.Pvermars</b>.//……..date9.

Nay.16+.1002.//.//.description9.When.an.instance.moves.outside.the.

room+

Yes, I have the source to Ciribot decrypted now. Problem is it is corrupt. Poor Luda, he was so hopeful I'd fix it. =[ But I can't seem to figure out why, so for now I'm outta luck, as is he.

That has nothing to do with my version of Game Maker I plan to make. Other than mine will not be decompilable. Nor will you be able to force debug, I promise. In fact, mine will be better in almost every way. The only downside to date, is "FI"+"SH" will not get you fish. In fact, I have no idea what it will get you, but it will most likely not be fish and will vary every time. NO IT WILL NOT BE "FISH".

And yes,

THIS <u>IS</u> PAYBACK FOR GM7ZIP

YES FAWKS, THAT'S RIGHT. THOSE FUCKERS WILL PAY.

I HOPE THEY BLOW THAT $2M BUDGET OUT THEIR ASSES. I HOPE MINE CATCHES ON, AND STEALS THEIR CUSTOMERS. (lol, burnt. XD)

REMEMBER, IT WON'T BE <B>EXACTLY</B> GML, JUST SOMETHING <I>SIMILAR</I>.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

K. I'm sorry you all had to hear that. My English teacher must die now. I have to kill her, for great justice. She is the Antichrist. She gives homework out like nothing. She is the only teacher that says nothing when you sneeze. Not that that bothers me, it just says something. She is my ONLY B. She is… HONORS ENGLISH 10 TEACHER!

Well, my friends left or are laughing, cept serpy who is staring at this sentence now, and everyone else thinks I'm a noobhead jackass.

Thus my work here is done.

Kthanks luv you all bye.

END.

Comments

twisterghost 17 years, 1 month ago

I love you too

s 17 years, 1 month ago

You're such a noobhead jackassAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH*jumps out window*

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

:3

NeutralReiddHotel 17 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
The only downside to date, is "FI"+"SH" will not get you fish.
D=

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

Ya, but I'll have a string_add or something. It'll have like a bazillion args, or something. Or something.

Now that I think about it, is_real and is_string will have to go. And as a measure in improvement, there is nothing like object_add. This includes execute string. But these will be minor hindrances.

Rob 17 years, 1 month ago

@dabridge

D=

Fix'd

NeutralReiddHotel 17 years, 1 month ago

<span style="font-size:120px;">D=</span>

Fixed'd.

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

=D

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

<span style="font-size:180px;">D=</span><!–

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

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