[J@D] MY OWN DAMN GAME MAKER

Posted by JoshDreamland on Sept. 30, 2007, 3:49 p.m.

Can't tell you how many times I've heard that. Can't tell you how many failures I've seen. Significantly less than the <b>HOW U MAEK A MMO IN GAM MAKR??</B> deal. But still enough times as to be discouraging.

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But I do intend to go after this.

Cower in fear, bitches. Because you're right, oh ye spectator from hell, I have nothing solid at this point. But shit gets nice and solid over time anyway, and I plan to finish.

And I won't make Mark's mistakes.

For I am… Nark Pvermars!

NARK FUCKIN' PVERMARS.

Quote: Ciribot source code after incomplete decryption

script.name9.outside`wrap.//…..creator9.<b>Nark.Pvermars</b>.//……..date9.

Nay.16+.1002.//.//.description9.When.an.instance.moves.outside.the.

room+

Yes, I have the source to Ciribot decrypted now. Problem is it is corrupt. Poor Luda, he was so hopeful I'd fix it. =[ But I can't seem to figure out why, so for now I'm outta luck, as is he.

That has nothing to do with my version of Game Maker I plan to make. Other than mine will not be decompilable. Nor will you be able to force debug, I promise. In fact, mine will be better in almost every way. The only downside to date, is "FI"+"SH" will not get you fish. In fact, I have no idea what it will get you, but it will most likely not be fish and will vary every time. NO IT WILL NOT BE "FISH".

And yes,

THIS <u>IS</u> PAYBACK FOR GM7ZIP

YES FAWKS, THAT'S RIGHT. THOSE FUCKERS WILL PAY.

I HOPE THEY BLOW THAT $2M BUDGET OUT THEIR ASSES. I HOPE MINE CATCHES ON, AND STEALS THEIR CUSTOMERS. (lol, burnt. XD)

REMEMBER, IT WON'T BE <B>EXACTLY</B> GML, JUST SOMETHING <I>SIMILAR</I>.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

K. I'm sorry you all had to hear that. My English teacher must die now. I have to kill her, for great justice. She is the Antichrist. She gives homework out like nothing. She is the only teacher that says nothing when you sneeze. Not that that bothers me, it just says something. She is my ONLY B. She is… HONORS ENGLISH 10 TEACHER!

Well, my friends left or are laughing, cept serpy who is staring at this sentence now, and everyone else thinks I'm a noobhead jackass.

Thus my work here is done.

Kthanks luv you all bye.

END.

Comments

DesertFox 17 years, 1 month ago

Doesn't C++ have concatenatable strings? Not c-strings (the char arrays) but Java-like strings?

Castypher 17 years, 1 month ago

@DF: I'm pretty sure it does, though I haven't used it to an amazing extent or anything…

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

If you run out of memory in a string, thou art fucked.

DesertFox 17 years, 1 month ago

Create your own dynamic string class >_> Jeez

JoshDreamland 17 years, 1 month ago

MAKE ME

It'll have to be a struct, and from what I can tell it will cause me and the user more work to use like that.

FireflyX 17 years, 1 month ago

Holy shit your freakin ambitious man!!!

DFortun81 17 years, 1 month ago

I'm working on one too. Maybe we could team up?

biggoron 17 years, 1 month ago

"If you run out of memory in a string, thou art fucked."

That would be one big-ass string. Just don't try storing the library of congress. >.>

[edit]

Oh, wait, you were talking about C strings. Pahaha! C++ strings FTW! Not really, but, in this case, yeah. You can even overload the + operator in C++ to count for C strings. See how C++ owns C for this task?

I'll even write some code for you:

std::string operator+ (const char *lhs, const char *rhs)

{

std::string ret = lhs;

ret += rhs;

return ret;

}

See how insanely easy it is!? NOOB!

JK :D

[/edit]

I still hate the fact that you're using C for this v.v

C++ is so perfect for it. But I'm an advocate of object-orientation for most thing, anyway, so, like, y'noo….

jsorgeagames 17 years, 1 month ago

HOW DOES U MAEK A MMO IN GAM MAKER?? I CANT. PLEAZ HELP ME

-N00b Noobermars

s 17 years, 1 month ago

When did online come into play?