[J@D] MY OWN DAMN GAME MAKER

Posted by JoshDreamland on Sept. 30, 2007, 3:49 p.m.

Can't tell you how many times I've heard that. Can't tell you how many failures I've seen. Significantly less than the <b>HOW U MAEK A MMO IN GAM MAKR??</B> deal. But still enough times as to be discouraging.

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But I do intend to go after this.

Cower in fear, bitches. Because you're right, oh ye spectator from hell, I have nothing solid at this point. But shit gets nice and solid over time anyway, and I plan to finish.

And I won't make Mark's mistakes.

For I am… Nark Pvermars!

NARK FUCKIN' PVERMARS.

Quote: Ciribot source code after incomplete decryption

script.name9.outside`wrap.//…..creator9.<b>Nark.Pvermars</b>.//……..date9.

Nay.16+.1002.//.//.description9.When.an.instance.moves.outside.the.

room+

Yes, I have the source to Ciribot decrypted now. Problem is it is corrupt. Poor Luda, he was so hopeful I'd fix it. =[ But I can't seem to figure out why, so for now I'm outta luck, as is he.

That has nothing to do with my version of Game Maker I plan to make. Other than mine will not be decompilable. Nor will you be able to force debug, I promise. In fact, mine will be better in almost every way. The only downside to date, is "FI"+"SH" will not get you fish. In fact, I have no idea what it will get you, but it will most likely not be fish and will vary every time. NO IT WILL NOT BE "FISH".

And yes,

THIS <u>IS</u> PAYBACK FOR GM7ZIP

YES FAWKS, THAT'S RIGHT. THOSE FUCKERS WILL PAY.

I HOPE THEY BLOW THAT $2M BUDGET OUT THEIR ASSES. I HOPE MINE CATCHES ON, AND STEALS THEIR CUSTOMERS. (lol, burnt. XD)

REMEMBER, IT WON'T BE <B>EXACTLY</B> GML, JUST SOMETHING <I>SIMILAR</I>.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

K. I'm sorry you all had to hear that. My English teacher must die now. I have to kill her, for great justice. She is the Antichrist. She gives homework out like nothing. She is the only teacher that says nothing when you sneeze. Not that that bothers me, it just says something. She is my ONLY B. She is… HONORS ENGLISH 10 TEACHER!

Well, my friends left or are laughing, cept serpy who is staring at this sentence now, and everyone else thinks I'm a noobhead jackass.

Thus my work here is done.

Kthanks luv you all bye.

END.

Comments

DFortun81 17 years, 1 month ago

I get a compile error with that C++ code, biggorun. What headers do you need for that to work?

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
Can't tell you how many times I've heard that.
Hmm… yes…

DFortun81 17 years, 1 month ago

23. O_O

Senar 17 years, 1 month ago

whats the gm7zip story?

aeron 17 years, 1 month ago

Haha this blog rocks :P

sk8m8trix 17 years, 1 month ago

I move in for motion to make Josh king of the world. When i take over the world you can have Bermuda, I never liked it anyways.

biggoron 17 years, 1 month ago

Quote:
I get a compile error with that C++ code, biggorun. What headers do you need for that to work?

#include <string>

biggoron 17 years, 1 month ago

Also, note that I didn't test it, and I've never actually used operator overloading outside of classes, 'cause I've pretty much never had to. I wouldn't be surprised if it was entirely wrong, but, whatever :P

biggoron 17 years, 1 month ago

Aw, I think it's as I thought; you can't overload operators on atomic types :(

That's a shame.

RetroVortex 17 years, 1 month ago

Good luck with it!

I know its way too early to talk about this but maybe you could have build versions which have prebuilt scripts for n00bs to make games easily.

For example: an 'RPG' package (contains scripts and tutorials tailored to making a RPG) or an 'Platformer' package (same idea),

then have a cheap 'basic' (no scripts, but a few basic examples) and hugely overcharged 'Ultimate' package (Which contains the whole lot!!)

Hey its worked for alot of game makers (particularry the 3D ones), why not yours? (As there are alot of idiots out there who actually pay for stuff they don't necessarily need!)

Also for a bit of Irony, you could also build a community forum like the GMC, (as well as a 'elitist' community (I use that term very loosely…) like 64Digits)

So when a n00b asks:

HOW U MAEK A MMO IN GAM MAKR??

Just say you can't, but pay $69.99 to Josh @ Dreamland and you can!

(2 birds with One stone!! [:D])