WHY? why do noobs live?

Posted by Kaz on May 1, 2006, 3:17 p.m.

So I was reading my Kill All Noobs topic(<a href='http://forums.gamemaker.nl/index.php?s=9426f3bfb185dc0fec468ee444bb1c66&showtopic=200488&view=getnewpost'>Seen Here)</a> and someone imed about not being able to download the game. So I waited for him to accept the file transfer and heres the conversation that was after.

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: sorry just got back

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: can u send it

XxGod of PS2xX wants to send file C:WINDOWSDesktopKill_All_Noobs.zip.

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101 received C:WINDOWSDesktopKill_All_Noobs.zip.

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: i opened it

XxGod of PS2xX: yay

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: but

XxGod of PS2xX: ?

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: it says the file is corrupted or something

XxGod of PS2xX: did you unzip it?

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: ??

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: i click

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: open

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: and it doesnt work

XxGod of PS2xX: no

XxGod of PS2xX: right click on file

XxGod of PS2xX: unzip

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: no its on the file transfer screen

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: in files

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: on aim

XxGod of PS2xX: um

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: just resend it

XxGod of PS2xX: have you ever used a computer in your life?

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: ya i click open

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: i got the file

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: it says

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: so im clicking open

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: in the files part of aim trition

XxGod of PS2xX wants to send file C:WINDOWSDesktopkillallnoobs.exe.

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101 received C:WINDOWSDesktopkillallnoobs.exe.

XxGod of PS2xX: work?

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: ya but i have no idea how to play

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: u should have a control thing on there

XxGod of PS2xX: http://forums.gamemaker.nl/index.php?showtopic=200488&st=0

XxGod of PS2xX: controls

XxGod of PS2xX: and there are controls in game

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: how dou jump?

XxGod of PS2xX: did you even read the topic?

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: just say

XxGod of PS2xX: no cuz then you wont know how to do other things

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: whats a room

XxGod of PS2xX: LMAO

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: cmon i want to make this game

XxGod of PS2xX: god thats the best thing all day

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: is it like level 1

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: ??

XxGod of PS2xX: sure

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: is it?

XxGod of PS2xX: yea

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: which is better to make games with. Macromedia flash or this game maker program

XxGod of PS2xX: flash is wicked retarded

XxGod of PS2xX: ive tried

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: like hard

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: or just stupid

XxGod of PS2xX: both

XxGod of PS2xX: you would have to be a major in calculus to understand how to do games in flash

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: ya thats how bubble-struggle.com was made with.

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: alright how do u insert a path into the room. i made the path but how do u put it in

XxGod of PS2xX: know what?

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: how do u insert stuff into the room

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: like paths

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: and stuff

XxGod of PS2xX: DO THE FRIKIN TUTORIALS

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: lol

nUmBeR1SoXfAn101: k

I really should stop posting in the GMC for like a year or Ill never get a day without a noob talking to me. *takes a vacation*

Comments

KaBob799 18 years, 6 months ago

yeah gmc is really annoying, so are noobs, they act so stupid even when the answer is a click away.

RhysAndrews 18 years, 6 months ago

Aaw that's bad. Reaaallly bad; "whats a room?". If all noobs were to be killed though, you'd have been killed as a young child; So would all of us.

Kaz 18 years, 6 months ago

Yea he just asked me how to insert objects into a room. Thats <b>literally</b> a click away.

Kaz 18 years, 6 months ago

@ RhysAndrews

Yea I would of been dead a while ago, but why do they have to talk to me?

RhysAndrews 18 years, 6 months ago

It's just a big loop. Noobs get help from professionals, professionals get annoyed, professionals move on to a proper job while noobs become professionals and help other noobs.

-Rhys

Kaz 18 years, 6 months ago

Yea I guess, but Im not a pro :p

Anyway he kept talking to me for like 10 mins more. So I finally got annoyed and looked up his ip on my site(my site tracks all users that have been on). Using his ip I got where he lives, what computer hes using, what the resolution is, where he gets his internet from, and what broswer he uses. So I freaked the hell out of him and he finally stopped. THANK GOD

melee-master 18 years, 6 months ago

XD That's so sad and hilarious. Do not tell him about 64digits or I will ban you!

Err… I'd at least want to. ^_^

chiggerfruit 18 years, 6 months ago

hey i've been taking a vacation for the past couple years… it's been working for me =)

anyways there must be noobs. why? it's that no good w/o evil philosphy. without nublets, there would be no somewhat intelligent ppls.

melee-master 18 years, 6 months ago

Crap, a noob on my MSN just signed in…

DesertFox 18 years, 6 months ago

Just what chiggerfruit said.

Without noobs, what would we compare ourselves to?

It's like crap; crap is neccessary, we have to be able to say stuff like "That game is crap". Would you like to have to say "This game is flowers and peaches?"

Without noobs, we have nothing to compare ourselves to.