I HATE old MARIO

Posted by Kaz on June 26, 2006, 9:41 p.m.

[warning=Spaz]This user just overloaded, and spazzed across this blog entry. Don't get him angrier. He'll explode.[/warning]Yes I said it. Mario sucks. No not all newer 3d ones, theyre cool. The old side scrolling ones. I dont see anything thats fun with them, even when they first came out. I mean all you do is run and jump on mushrooms. Oh and in some levels you fly or swim, which is basically swimming without water.

OH BOY! FIREBALLS! Yea thats exciting, they move about 5cm a second. The enemy better not move for the next 30 minutes or Ill miss. DAMN YOU NINTENDO!

And can the story get any more dumb? You finally beat a level only to find the princess is in another castle! How does the princess get captured every month? And how the hell does bowser keep coming back?? I mean mario beats him in every game right? BUT THERES ABOUT 100 IDENTICAL MARIO GAMES OUT. Oh cool a new mario game for the DS. Oh wait, ITS THE SAME FRIKIN THING I CAN GET ON THE NES THAT I ALREADY HAVE! THATS DEFINETELY WORTH MY MONEY.

Hmmm what else do I hate about mario? Whats the point in collecting stars/coins? They offer no real value except for getting 'points'. If theres a currency in a game, I want to be able to buy things with it.

Now dont get me wrong, I hate all these new shooters that have all these fancy graphics and thats it. But at least they havent been made 100 billion times(except for WW2 games, they can go to hell).

Oh the only thing I hate more than mario is megaman. Even more retarded but I felt like hating mario atm.

Yea thats it for now. I expect alot of hate posts for this…

Comments

melee-master 18 years, 4 months ago

XD

Kaz 18 years, 4 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it =P

Kaz 18 years, 4 months ago

I expected about 100 or so death threats by now…

ParadoxEquation 18 years, 4 months ago

I'm not a fan of Mario, but lemme correct something there…

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OH BOY! FIREBALLS! Yea thats exciting, they move about 5cm a second. The enemy better not move for the next 30 minutes or Ill miss.
Hey, you got infinite fireballs, so just keep shooting.

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And can the story get any more dumb? You finally beat a level only to find the princess is in another castle! How does the princess get captured every month? And how the hell does bowser keep coming back?? I mean mario beats him in every game right?
No offense here, but does platform game looks like RPG to you? Plus, the series is like about 20 years already.

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Whats the point in collecting stars/coins? They offer no real value except for getting 'points'. If theres a currency in a game, I want to be able to buy things with it.
100 coins = 1up

And again, it seems that you like RPG more, so why complain about other genre that you don't like?

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I hate all these new shooters that have all these fancy graphics and thats it.
Now, that, I agree with you. Most of the game markets are currently filled with nothing but shooters.

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Oh the only thing I hate more than mario is megaman.
Classics, dude. They've been here for quite sometime now. Just ignore them if you don't like them.

Kaz 18 years, 4 months ago

I cant ingore them when people talk about them constantly. Sure they were revolutionary back in the day. But that doesnt mean you should play them today. There are an infinite amount of games Id rather play than a side scrolling mario game. INCLUDING BARBIE HORSE ADVENTURE

My problems with mario is…

1.People still play them and think its good

2.There are way too many of the exact same game resold with a different name.

Also, I like any game that isnt repetetive. Theres no variety in that type of game.

mixahman 18 years, 4 months ago

Seems like you are a "RPG" kind of guy?

I see no point 2 this blog except a lame rant about a certain video game character that's been probably around longer than you have. But not everything is for everyone… so what’s this really about? Trying to find others with the same passion? A "Mario Hating" fan club perhaps?

Check it, I hate RPG's but you don't see me bashing them. "I" on the other hand stay far away from them as much as possible. I and others could care less if you like Mario or not.

So Mr. God Of The "NOOBS" if you don't like it, then don't but it! Simple huh! Looks like you where waiting on the newest Mario game and was disappointed. Don't worry there are many disappointments in life! You just have 2 live with them…

Polystyrene Man 18 years, 4 months ago

I've never played Mario before, but I think that's a good thing. I definitely didn't want to end up like Kaz here…

Kaz 18 years, 4 months ago

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Looks like you where waiting on the newest Mario game and was disappointed.
Actually the new Mario game looks awesome. Ill buy it if I buy a Wii.

Ok I dont hate mario, I hate old mario games. Ill edit the name. Happy?

Kaz 18 years, 4 months ago

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Seems like you are a "RPG" kind of guy?
Also no Im not an RPG guy, Im a fun games guy.

BTW Ive never bought a mario game. But I have played every single one.

Acid 18 years, 4 months ago

Meh.

Mario is ok in my book. But in the original, the fireballs look like he's firing them from his nose. XD