How to play Monopoly like Kenon

Posted by Kenon on Dec. 5, 2006, 10:36 a.m.

Want to officiallize your Kenonness?

Play Monopoly Like Kenon!!!!

TenEleven easy steps to show you how to play monopoly like Kenon, and WIN!

1. Always choose a character from Platformed, REZ, or Ciribot as your character.

2. Get 15 100s or 3 500s only. They look like gold. Sorta.

3. When the game is about to start, Delay the game about 10 times.

4. When the game starts (Finally), demand money or you will delay the game even farther back.

5. Destroy the rulebook

6. Play with 100 sided dice. If they try to prove your wrong, tell them that the rulebook went missing and you can't find it, so you can play with 100 sided dice.

7. When you take that card that says, "Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200", take $500. Or more.

8. Point in a direction, screaming, "LOOK! IT'S [insert name here]'S EVIL [insert animal here]!!!!!" Once people turn, change their dice results to one of your hotels.

9. Try to buy people's clothes and such with monopoly money. Then sell it back to them.

10. I any chance you lose, (Which should be evtremely rare after stealing all the money in the bank.) "Find the rulebook", which is actually an index card that says "God says that [insert your name here] win, and God>You"

11. Don't ever play with the same people again. They will know how you play.

On a side note….

I have a fake 3d RTS that Nobody just found out about. No delaying it anymore…. >_>

Anyways, I have two projects I am working on.

One of them is that RTS that isn't so secret

The other one is secret. I'll never tell you what it is. You'll have to see for yourself.

-Kenon

Comments

Flea1991 17 years, 11 months ago

XDDD

Nice tips. [;)]

-Flea

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago

They work. Very well. Once.

DesertFox 17 years, 11 months ago

Now, how to plaay Keno like Kenon…

takua108 17 years, 11 months ago

LOL, I want to hear how Kenon plays Keno [^^]

Cesque 17 years, 11 months ago

I guess you'd love playing Go, because a game generally ends in a dispute over which pieces are doomed to die or not (you have to mark them manually). And at this part, you can delay the game infinitely, disagreeing with every scenario (preferably marking all enemy pieces as dead) - best of all, it works in online games!

KaBob799 17 years, 11 months ago

Ive been playing like that for years.

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago

Quote: bob799
Ive been playing like that for years.
Great Texan Minds think alike =)

Cesar 17 years, 11 months ago

You forgot to add where if you lose, you say that you found the rulebook, which is an index card that says: [egretfillet] wins

aeron 17 years, 11 months ago

yay Texas

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago

Oh Yeah… MRPacman. I forgot about that!!