Want to officiallize your Kenonness?
Play Monopoly Like Kenon!!!!
TenEleven easy steps to show you how to play monopoly like Kenon, and WIN!
1. Always choose a character from Platformed, REZ, or Ciribot as your character.
2. Get 15 100s or 3 500s only. They look like gold. Sorta.
3. When the game is about to start, Delay the game about 10 times.
4. When the game starts (Finally), demand money or you will delay the game even farther back.
5. Destroy the rulebook
6. Play with 100 sided dice. If they try to prove your wrong, tell them that the rulebook went missing and you can't find it, so you can play with 100 sided dice.
7. When you take that card that says, "Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200", take $500. Or more.
8. Point in a direction, screaming, "LOOK! IT'S [insert name here]'S EVIL [insert animal here]!!!!!" Once people turn, change their dice results to one of your hotels.
9. Try to buy people's clothes and such with monopoly money. Then sell it back to them.
10. I any chance you lose, (Which should be evtremely rare after stealing all the money in the bank.) "Find the rulebook", which is actually an index card that says "God says that [insert your name here] win, and God>You"
11. Don't ever play with the same people again. They will know how you play.
On a side note….
I have a fake 3d RTS that Nobody just found out about. No delaying it anymore…. >_>
Anyways, I have two projects I am working on.
One of them is that RTS that isn't so secret
The other one is secret. I'll never tell you what it is. You'll have to see for yourself.
-Kenon
Hard copy usertag? Thats nice… Now to play lottosuper7 Kenon style…
"Go to jai" WTF is "Jai"?
xD
I'll never play with you. Ever.I'm surrounded by cheaters…
-ElmerniteLife is just a melting pot of Cheaters.
And Mageknight… too bad. I have…. and I won…Bah, I play better.
How to play like SnakemanGrab the box with everything in it. Run yelling, "I'M RICH! I'M RICH! HAHAHAHA!!!"Snakeman… you forgot to start the game first.
So in this game, in the end, I always win? Excellent. I'll take three please.
ok fine, i'll edit my method:
Grab the board and the bank when it's set up. Run like hell. :PMy method of winning involves a rope, a revover, and a hot stripper.