How to play Monopoly like Kenon

Posted by Kenon on Dec. 5, 2006, 10:36 a.m.

Want to officiallize your Kenonness?

Play Monopoly Like Kenon!!!!

TenEleven easy steps to show you how to play monopoly like Kenon, and WIN!

1. Always choose a character from Platformed, REZ, or Ciribot as your character.

2. Get 15 100s or 3 500s only. They look like gold. Sorta.

3. When the game is about to start, Delay the game about 10 times.

4. When the game starts (Finally), demand money or you will delay the game even farther back.

5. Destroy the rulebook

6. Play with 100 sided dice. If they try to prove your wrong, tell them that the rulebook went missing and you can't find it, so you can play with 100 sided dice.

7. When you take that card that says, "Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200", take $500. Or more.

8. Point in a direction, screaming, "LOOK! IT'S [insert name here]'S EVIL [insert animal here]!!!!!" Once people turn, change their dice results to one of your hotels.

9. Try to buy people's clothes and such with monopoly money. Then sell it back to them.

10. I any chance you lose, (Which should be evtremely rare after stealing all the money in the bank.) "Find the rulebook", which is actually an index card that says "God says that [insert your name here] win, and God>You"

11. Don't ever play with the same people again. They will know how you play.

On a side note….

I have a fake 3d RTS that Nobody just found out about. No delaying it anymore…. >_>

Anyways, I have two projects I am working on.

One of them is that RTS that isn't so secret

The other one is secret. I'll never tell you what it is. You'll have to see for yourself.

-Kenon

Comments

AthamX 17 years, 11 months ago

Hard copy usertag? Thats nice… Now to play lottosuper7 Kenon style…

Rob 17 years, 11 months ago

"Go to jai" WTF is "Jai"?

Amarin 17 years, 11 months ago

xD

I'll never play with you. Ever.

elmernite 17 years, 11 months ago

I'm surrounded by cheaters…

-Elmernite

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago

Life is just a melting pot of Cheaters.

And Mageknight… too bad. I have…. and I won…

Snakeman 17 years, 11 months ago

Bah, I play better.

How to play like Snakeman

Grab the box with everything in it. Run yelling, "I'M RICH! I'M RICH! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Kenon 17 years, 11 months ago

Snakeman… you forgot to start the game first.

takua108 17 years, 11 months ago

So in this game, in the end, I always win? Excellent. I'll take three please.

Snakeman 17 years, 11 months ago

ok fine, i'll edit my method:

Grab the board and the bank when it's set up. Run like hell. :P

Graydon 17 years, 11 months ago

My method of winning involves a rope, a revover, and a hot stripper.