Useless code blog #1!

Posted by Kenon on April 8, 2006, 12:21 p.m.

In this blog, post GML that is definately useless.

like this:

Script:

<font color=purple>sprite_switch</font>(<font color=blue>sprite</font>)

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<font color=green>/*Created by Kenon. Useless. So don't use it. Unless you want to.*/</font>

<font color=blue>sprite_index</font>=<font color=blue>argument0</font>

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OK? Now.. post useless codes. And I will give you a yen.<font size=1 color=white>minus shipping and handling</font>

Comments

MahFreenAmeh 18 years, 7 months ago

bring_on_the_lag()

{

if(x=y)

{

y=x

x=y

a=b

1=2

global.Life=global.FUZZ

z=a

thismakessense=0

monkeys=human

game_commit_suicide()

}

}

Eternal 18 years, 7 months ago

//bring on the lag modified

{

x = x*0+x

y = y*0+y

sprite_index = sprite_index

if x < y

{

variable = true

}

else

if y < x

{

variable = true

variable = false

variable = true

variable = false

}

xtimesy = x*y

ytimesx = y*x

yplusx = y+x

xplusy = x+y

}

MahFreenAmeh 18 years, 7 months ago

// Son of Bring On The Lag

{

x*=x*x*0

y*=x*y+1*x

image_index = image_index

sprite_index = sprite index

image_angle = image_angle

1=0

0=1

1=false

0=true

secretOfLife=42

a=b*c

b=a*c

c=a*b

m=3

while(y!=x && x!=y && y==y && x==x)

{

false=true

true=false

x+=x+x-x

x-=22-x

y=y+y

y+=y*y

self.held=true

self.held=false

}

xovery=x/y

monkey=furry

cat=something

variable=variable

variable!=variable

}

melee-master 18 years, 7 months ago

mplay_make_mmorpg();

Hehe, that was awesome Korberos, if you recall what I'm referring to.

Kenon 18 years, 7 months ago

lol. THe best code is…..

mplay_make_mmorpg();

and

{

if 7=4

{

game_explode()

}

}

MahFreenAmeh 18 years, 7 months ago

Yes, Kenon just owned you, Melee.

flashback 18 years, 7 months ago

{

//Global sanity level code. Mine, not yours.

while(1==1)

{

global.sanity = 1000

}else{

global.sanity = 0

}

}

Kenon 18 years, 7 months ago

Ouch. Infinite lag….

MahFreenAmeh 18 years, 7 months ago

//Best code ever

game_go_splode()

draw_text(0,0,"You just got Pwned.")

Hootiehoo 18 years, 6 months ago

//OMG

var milk

milk=round(milk)