ATUHOR'S NOSE:

Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS

Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.

Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"

"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"

Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut

"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"

" HAha" They laughed

"Whait oh no where id isotop?"

"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T

Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"

"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.

"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"

"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize

"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT

"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"

And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.

"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"

"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

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