I had an umbrella shipped to me recently. By recently I mean I had it shipped to me like a week ago. I thought it was coming in on the 7th. Rained to living hell on the 7th. No umbrella. I was like "Fine, its coming in on the 8th, maybe it will rain after I get my umbrella.

Nope, rained in the morning and that's it. My umbrella blocked like 4 drops of rain yesterday.

I cant wait for it to rain again. That umbrella kicks total ass.