KraZKat's Journal, August 2nd 2008:

Hey, mods and admins aren't the only ones that can do this (well, editing your blog, then yeah, they are…Unless this is STRICTLY for admins, then delete this.):

To counter RC's being a pervert:

Yeah…mine was a little lot on the perverted side.

The Life of a 64digiter

So today I flew out of bed at 7:77 AM and thought "Fuck" and then put on my Spoon and walked out the door to go ride my house around the block. As I got on it, I realized its triangular edge was flat and yelled out "EUREKA", so I pumped it up with air. Now that it's all bouncy and tight, I started to ride it. Singing "Still Alive" in my head as I rode faster and faster. Then I stopped. I got off of it because a giant mutant cheez-it was right infront of it and was blocking me, so I tried pushing it, pulling it, eating it, and nothing seemed to work. It then spoke in a huge voice "MY ARCH NEMESIS!" and I thought "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" then saw the slim fasts behind it, I knew what it was, it was an admin, a head admin, it was the mutant cheezit. He was looking pretty dam super sexy so I said "What up home skilet, egretfilet?" and he replied "RAWR!" and so I rode off on my "spoon" and went and saw chIkEn. We talked about how the new Miley Cyrus ad looked like she was giving a rubber rubber a rubber job and was pretty damn funny. Then I caught up with ludamad and flashback, they were obviously being inactive and doing something else that was more interesting. I thought "DAMN! YOU GUYS NEVER FINISHED V3!" and asked "Why do I have pillow vision?" and they replied "PILLOW VISION? I HAS CATS! You?" And I replied "Oh, wow, seems fun! I'm just riding my morphing tringulatory quadruple helicase filled with derrogatory words against women! Hey got any room for three?" and they said "lolwut?" and so I started running away from them for my life so I couldn't be flashback sliced but then I realized that we could just eat some cake instead, so I started eating with them and it was hard at first but then I got a feel for things. DesertFox joined in with us after 5 minutes. He was really good at saying that the cake is a lie and then following to pointing out that foxes are not evil and that we should go play his game or else he will find us and kill us with his deadly, but cute, fangs. So we played his game and then after a while, he said "Let's go do something else, like perhaps coding V3!" so I replied "But I can't code at all" and he said "WELL YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN IN THE NEXT SIX SECONDS BITCH OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY CLAWS" so I learned. DesertFox was really good at coding with us. After being so tired I hopped back on my popemobile and rode home, and I said to myself "Goddamnit, I forgot to go buy milk" and got into bed and covered myself in my air.

So today I cloaked out of bed at 7:77 am and thought "SPY!" and then put on my enemy pyro disguise and walked out the door to go ride my Desertfox around the block. As I got on it I realized its Face was flat and yelled out "THAT DESERTFOX IS A SPY!", so I pumped it up with air. Now that it's all bouncy and tight, I started to ride it. Singing "NEED A DISPENSER HERE. NEED A DISPENSER HERE." in my head as I rode it faster and faster. Then I stopped. I got off of it because a giant Enemy Sentry Gun was right infront of it and was blocking me, so I tried pushing it, pulling it, Sapping it, and nothing seemed to work. It then spoke in a huge voice "RATATATATTATATTATATTTA BOOSH!" and I thought "ACTIVATE UBERCHARGE" then saw the slim fasts behind it, I knew what it was, it was a admin, a head admin, it was our sentry shooting the spy behind me. He was looking pretty damn super sexy, so I said "What up home skilet, thanks for saving me?"

This is one of the top reasons I love 64digits, it's the gated community for people with no lives.

By the way, some of this is factual, I went on myspace and it looked like Miley Cyrus was "giving a rubber _____ a ___job" and I thought "Oh wow, Chicken has to see this"