Puppy Murderer

Posted by LAR Games on Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

Well, my dog had puppies today. That should be good news, but alas things are not that way at all. My dog usually sleeps under my bed (which is pretty high up off the ground) in her little mini-bed. My dog usually does this really annoying thing in which she scratches in her bed and it moves little by little away from under the bed. Well, last night she must have done it one last time before she had her puppies.

Long story short. I think I might have stepped on a puppy. I feel terribly guilty for this, and it made all the worse when I realized that only one puppy as of now is alive, and how she kept licking her dead puppies trying to revive them. This makes me incredibly sad as there is almost nothing sadder than dead puppies. This is the second time I've had to make the long walk from my house to the (official place where one disposes of dead puppies).

Well, this day is off to a pretty depressing start.

Comments

panzercretin 13 years ago

Sorry man, you must feel crushed. Sorry to stomp on your mood, though. Awwwww, don't give me those puppy eyes now, kid.

too soon? But really, tough luck, i feel bad for you and that puppy, I really do. I just saw a great oppurtunity, is all. no harm intended.

colseed 13 years ago

Humor can be derived from practically any situation.

Whether or not it's in good taste is a completely different story.

colseed 13 years ago

Well yes.

It's like dead baby humor…'cept with puppies.

LoserHands 13 years ago

xD

LAR Games 13 years ago

Quote:
omg your dog is so beautiful.

Best take care of that last puppy.
Thanks. :D

And yeah, I've been checking up on my dog and her remaining puppy constantly since the incident.

Also, don't know why, but panzermancer's comment actually lifted my spirits a bit. Probably for the same reason cyrus found it funny.

Praying Mantis 13 years ago

I was just listening to this when I read this blog. Kinda suited. :3

panzercretin 13 years ago

No problem, LAR. See, I wasn't just being awful for awfulness' sake, I was just trying to be funny, albeit with some quite dark tones.

Really, guys, I'm not just some awful twisted sonovabitch, I have emotions too. Jeez.

Loosen up you guys, really.

LAR Games 13 years ago

Well, the last puppy died…

JID 13 years ago

what? Dear lord. D:

EDIT: Now you're starting to make me feel bad. :(

colseed 13 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO