Puppy Murderer

Posted by LAR Games on Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

Well, my dog had puppies today. That should be good news, but alas things are not that way at all. My dog usually sleeps under my bed (which is pretty high up off the ground) in her little mini-bed. My dog usually does this really annoying thing in which she scratches in her bed and it moves little by little away from under the bed. Well, last night she must have done it one last time before she had her puppies.

Long story short. I think I might have stepped on a puppy. I feel terribly guilty for this, and it made all the worse when I realized that only one puppy as of now is alive, and how she kept licking her dead puppies trying to revive them. This makes me incredibly sad as there is almost nothing sadder than dead puppies. This is the second time I've had to make the long walk from my house to the (official place where one disposes of dead puppies).

Well, this day is off to a pretty depressing start.

Comments

JID 13 years, 2 months ago

here's some adorableness to warm your troubled soul.

Also, further amusement:

Cesque 13 years, 2 months ago

:(

Moikle 13 years, 2 months ago

JID, I, BUH, SOOO CUUUTE, … GAAAAAAHHHHHH

panzercretin 13 years, 2 months ago

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Well, the last puppy died…

:C

LoserHands 13 years, 2 months ago

No hetero.

LAR Games 13 years, 2 months ago

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So I guess you didn't step on your puppies after all. Sorry to hear that, man.

Also, panzer, our buttholes are so tight around here that when we pass gas, only dogs can hear it. We all live in a tense world. No homo.
There were three in the beginning, when I tripped over Nube's bed, I turned the light on, and noticed two dead puppies and one live one. One was already pretty cold, so I assume that one had been dead for a while. Another, was about room temperature, so I assumed that when I tripped, I might have crushed it. The third one was still warm and alive, but throughout the day, it got progressively colder. I woke up the next day to check up on it, and it was dead as well.

It's extremely sad to see not a single puppy survive, but it comforts me somewhat knowing that I wasn't to blame.

MMOnologueguy 13 years, 2 months ago

Holy shit, Panzermancer is twinsoul?

panzercretin 13 years, 2 months ago

Seriously, how long did it take you guys? It's not exactly like I kept it a secret or anything.

JID 13 years, 2 months ago

I noticed it was you the very first day you changed your name.

colseed 13 years, 2 months ago

^ this