Righto, of we go on another acid trip giving regards to the white-coat over-large spectacle wearing dip-sh*ts @ microsoft for "inventing" something closely along the lines of macintosh's internet explorer Safari. Yes, it is Vista - a new monster in the room of my school, the stupid dinging ringtone of the logon screen when turned on played right next to me. Why did I start of with critisizing Vista?

It sucks so badly that no matter how many pre-beta, alpha, wip productions they make of the badly named Longhorn (Which interestly sounds like some kind of perverted sicko japan porn flick gone terribly wrong when grabbed by the people who made the PS3 so that it would not be compatible with previous PS2-1 games, which sucks) any better than macintosh with it's fabled and tottally ripped off gfx from the OSX version of Mac and Safari by over-exposing all the blur settings and glass window skinning to make the computer chug-along so badly you need 2gb of ram.

That's right, 2gb of ram MINIMUM. Just so that microsofts monster program can somehow make the other half of the ram practically non-existant to your programs that you are "trying" to run on a duel-core, just because of the try-hard-wannabe-mac-esque-scuker-of-a-cr*p that vista pro comes with.

Along with 7 other versions of Vista not including a godamn "how to sellect the correct vista" manual which is a complete pain in the butt, and if you manage to read this entire post in it's entirety, congratulations for ignoring the many typos of this article bacause I simply cannot be arsed to review this review.

Oh, and I wanna kill those "clever" bastards at microsoft for planning to axe the sales of windows XP just for their own overly-bloated MS bugget that they fling at every games, stealing Halo for example (originally for Mac) which inadvertedly brings up the point that Crysis also failed along with vista.

Somehow the game manages to chunk on a fabled duel/quad-core vista machine PC from the future coming from out-of-space from more than likely more technological possesed alien-ufo-flying-covenant-halo-ripoff-aliens.. Where was I? - Oh, yeah - with their big-@ss budget that they fling at everything axing the sales of windows XP to further the sales of Vista.

PS, i am developing a stickman game based on the many stickman killing sprees flash-movies that you can find on stickpage.com

Is it just me, or are my posts for my blog getting longer?? O_o

*edit*

Obilisk nudged me to put some paragraphs.